I too have been able to survey our front lawn this AM, however my list is much much shorter:
- Woman walking two older mini Collies. Regular passerby who usually keeps dogs on the road. This morning one walks on grass and takes a dump near end of property. Owner picks up. Me smiles! End of story!

BTW, my disclaimer is that we haven't had a dog since 1999! It's kitty city today!
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS
At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy.
Getting up off the floor is another story.
"SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"