It's all over!
As most of you are aware the Mayan calendar ends on 12/21/12, the end of the world. I've been thinking about this and I don't want to be unprepared. So I have a number of questions that I would like to pose to the TOTV brain trust that might help me get ready.
1. Does anyone know at what time on Dec. 21st the end will come? Do I have time for coffee at Starbuck's? Apparently the Mayan's expertise in calendars didn't extend to clocks.
2. What investments should I be making now to maximize my return before then?
3. Since the end doesn't occur on the 1st of the month will my social security check be prorated?
4. And speaking of the Feds, will any expenses incurred by the end of the world be deductable on my tax return?
5. How do I set my irrigation system to turn off on Dec. 22nd? I don't want to waste water.
If anyone can help with these pressing questions please do. But don't wait too long. Time is limited.
Jim
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