Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?
Paranoid Schizophrenia.com - Introduction to Schizophrenia
What is Megalomania?
"Megalomania is an unrealistic belief in one's superiority, grandiose abilities, and even omnipotence. It is characterized by a need for total power and control over others, and is marked by a lack of empathy for anything that is perceived as not feeding the self." from megalomania link above.
A joke is in order--
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic schizophrenic?
He was in two minds as to whether there's a dog!