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After being married for 40 years, I took a





careful look at my wife one day and said,





"Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a





junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a





10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep





every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00





car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but





I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems





to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me





to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she





would make sure that I would once again be living





in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on





a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and





white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know





how to solve an old guy's problems.