NY Yankee GM- TOM HANNON FIXES THE YANKEE PROBLEMS
Hot off the press
Just announced. Tommy Hannon replaces Brian Cashman as GM and within ten minutes made some blockbuster transactions which fixes the Yankee concerns without breaking the bank and keeping the salary within the magical $189 million dollar budget.
Hannon traded Curtis Granderson to the Texas Rangers for third baseman Michael Young. (Salary is equal)
He then signed Ichiro for a lot less than Swisher would have been making. Ichiro will play right field with Gardner moving to center.
Hannon also is offering either Phil Hughes and or Ivan Nova in a package for Justin Upton.
And if Upton can't be had, Josh Hamilton can be an option and the team could be within their budget becaus eof the cost saving transaction.
As John Sterling says - THE Y-A-N-K-E-E-S WIN
PS: Of course this complete post is in jest but I think it works. What do you think?
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