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Old 12-26-2012, 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by skyguy79 View Post
everybody and warned if he finds poop on his lawn again that he's going to put it into a brown lunch bag then take it to the perp's house, place it on the front porch then take a match and light it, ring the doorbell then run as fast as he can to a spot behind a tree and....
...hopes that no neighborhood Great Dane, Mastiff, German Shepard, or even a Chihuahua sees, smells or hears him hiding behind the tree with the scent of dog poop still emanating from him. They'd probably have to make their territory by peeing on that tree along with the Great Fumar. Rockinronda appears again to save the day....