Let's write a short story. Part 3.
 

It was the second day before Christmas and all through the Villages not a gator was stirring nor even a gopher tortoise. When along came 2BNTV and...

said, "How in the H - E - double hocky sticks did I get in the Villages? When I went to sleep last night I was in Connecticut for crying out loud." Oh well anyways................

Now that I am here I KNOW I have a place at Gracie and Sweetie and Helene's table for Christmas Eve. But where will I go for another fun place on Christmas day? Just then his cell rang and it was...............

Bonny who said "After you eat all of Gracie's fine food, let's meet up at Havana for dinner", "Okay" said 2B and hung up, but then his phone rang again and it was Patty.. "I heard you were going to Havana 2B, don't do it, spare yourself, that's all I have to say." And she hung up, so now 2B was in a quandry, but.............

he was too full of food to move so he call Ed as he had a wheelbarrow that he could transpot 2B back to his car. 2B got in his car and headed to.......

...try to get some games of pickleball, bocce, shuffleboard, and billiards in so as to wear off all that good food. 2B had to work very hard to get that bocce ball moving. And along came....

Pattyland. Patty greeted 2B and wished him a Merry Christmas, at which time the politically correct police (PCP) showed up and issued Patty a ticket for non-authorized specific holiday greetings. The PCP were suddenly startled to hear a crashing sound only to turn around and see that rubicon had ramed their yesteryear golf car with the light tree and siren on it. rubicon then fled while yelling at the PCP over his shoulder, It's Merry Christmas dammit, and don't you forget it". 2B, shocked by this turn of events decided to...........

Bill from Bill-n-Brillo fame eating a bagful of popcorn. He asked 2B if he wanted some but 2B refused politely and then Bill........

..rolled his eyes in that special way of his and said "Well, that's more for me!" Tal was wandering around the bocce court looking for his balls, when....

When he remembered that old saying, "old golfers never die, they just lose their........

carrots. I mean Tees or was that peas. Anyway 2b saw a sign in someone's yard that said. EAT YOUR VEGETABLES. Good grief he thought, I am moving here to be assaulted with food. I want to hear some music and dance, so he took his new golf cart to Lake Sumter Landing and when he arrived he was swarmed by a large bunch of........................

...grapes of course!

2B stepped out of his golf cart and started dancing to the sound of Rocky and the Rollers singing HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPE VINE! Suddenly the dancing queen herself KathieI grabbed 2B and...

and you could say... the Grapes of Wrath have befallen him.

Thrown by Villages still upset about there not being parades in the Squares. 2B thought that everyone does not need a parade so he started throwing....