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Originally Posted by 2BNTV
and said, I got a good night rest while the night owls laughed and said they hadn't been to bed yet. They didn't want to admit it but at 8 AM, they were tired and wanted to go home. One of the revelers went home and found her parents awake. She didn't want them to know that she had been out all night so she walked in and said, nice mass wasn't it. They grumbled they hadn't been to church and she went to bed and........
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...unfortunately for her found two anoles in her bed. Her cat had dragged them in from the lanai and then slept with them under her covers keeping these presents for her Mistress nice and warm and bloody under the sheets. The reveler sounded like the horse owner from the scene in the
Godfather when the movie producer found his prize thoroughbred's head under the sheets.
She was heard mumbling "I know I should not lie about attending Mass" as her parents had her Baker Acted because of her nervous breakdown from these dead anoles.
Meanwhile, the revelers who did not lie to their parents got some good sleep until....