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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725
...unfortunately for her found two anoles in her bed. Her cat had dragged them in from the lanai and then slept with them under her covers keeping these presents for her Mistress nice and warm and bloody under the sheets. The reveler sounded like the horse owner from the scene in the Godfather when the movie producer found his prize thoroughbred's head under the sheets.
She was heard mumbling "I know I should not lie about attending Mass" as her parents had her Baker Acted because of her nervous breakdown from these dead anoles.
Meanwhile, the revelers who did not lie to their parents got some good sleep until....
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A van came by blasting music. Everyone call "community watch" to complain and they tracked down the van who was driven by.......
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