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Old 12-30-2012, 08:23 PM
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......that's like....terrible. New York City Chili is probably made with extra virgin olive oil instead of saturated animal fat or trans fat. No trans fat? Then they started popping the food-police....pop...pop...pop...pop....with their popcorn shooters. The food police then slipped on the butter and fell down. So the shooters, Billy The Kid and Ed, decided they had better.....
...Get out of town, pronto. The trouble is they could not find a horse or any other animals to ride in Brownswood even though it is supposed to be a replica of a cowtown. The steers were all bronze as were the horses. No dogs were large enough as no Great Danes were available and where oh where did the Buffalo roam??? So, Ed wrangled a gopher tortoise for each foot and each hand while Billy the Kid got really crazy and hopped on an alligator instead of the 4 gopher tortoises. K9Lover interjected....

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