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Old 12-31-2012, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 View Post
...Get out of town, pronto. The trouble is they could not find a horse or any other animals to ride in Brownswood even though it is supposed to be a replica of a cowtown. The steers were all bronze as were the horses. No dogs were large enough as no Great Danes were available and where oh where did the Buffalo roam??? So, Ed wrangled a gopher tortoise for each foot and each hand while Billy the Kid got really crazy and hopped on an alligator instead of the 4 gopher tortoises. K9Lover interjected....
This is rediculous! You can't get out of town "pronto" on gophers 'n' gators! So K9 said, "Hold on, I'm calling a cab for you guys." Luckily, there was a cab just around the corner. They got in quickly and.....