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Old 02-17-2013, 11:25 AM
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An optometrist fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.

"I see" said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

During his time in office, Bill Clinton returned from a trip to his native Arkansas with two Arkansas razor back hogs. As he was getting off the plane with the two hogs under his arms, a secret service agent said, "Those are two fine looking pigs sir"
The president replied, "Those are not pigs sir, they are two of Arkansas' finest razor back. I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea. The agent replied, "Good trade sir".
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