Patient: Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'.
Doc: That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.
Patient: Is it common?
Doc: It's not unusual.
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS
At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy.
Getting up off the floor is another story.
"SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"