Galaxy Reviews
I saw Galaxy 3D today. the 3D space scenes were imaginative and visually watchable..probably only in 3D.
Clooney does a more or less cameo of a cardboard hero in a spacesuit (think Buzz Lightyear.) Bullock makes endless noises of heavy breathing and grunts meant to sound like she is desperately on her last breath, and manages to sound like a porn soundtrack.
The plot, what plot? Bullock surmounts insurmountable survival challenges as an astronaut with 6 months training and 0 experience on a spacewalk/repair mission gone awry--a plot that will confound any viewer hoping for a shred of credibility.
btw there's nobody in the film but George in cameo and Bullock panting.
I saw it so you don't have to.
|