Guest: Did you do the turkey all by yourself?
Host: Not completely. The turkey made her own dressing, stuffed her own butt, then climbed into the roasting pan on her own. I just assisted by putting the roasting pan in the oven and removed it when done cooking.
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS
At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy.
Getting up off the floor is another story.
"SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"