Talk of The Villages Florida - View Single Post - Questions you shouldn't ask at Thanksgiving dinner:

kittygilchrist · 11-27-2013, 08:40 AM

Will the real turkey please stand up?
Can we gobble you up now?
Do you waddle when you walk?
Where's the gilbert gravy?
Is there an oyster in the house?
How's your cholesterol?
I brought chopped liver, what do I look like, Santa Claus?