I think the guy was guilty of the high crime of arrogance. In addition to the misappropriation of electrons, he had ignored warnings from the school that he was not allowed to use the tennis courts. It is possible that this tree hugger also brandished a Birkenstock at the police officer.
In other news, a Birmingham, Alabama woman shot and killed a fellow party goer who didn't get p1ssed off enough about Bama's loss to Auburn.
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