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Originally Posted by TheVillageChicken
Last Saturday I spotted a neighbor walking his dog. I suppose the dog had just done its business as the neighbor had an inverted plastic bag over his hand. He reached down and picked up the poop, then he noticed me. He proceeded to wave at me with his poo picking hand. Yep, I got waved at by a turd.
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Perhaps he wasn't waving at you, but rather fantasizing himself as conductor of a Villages orchestra about to begin the introduction to a musical composition called "The Turd Movement by Exla... er, Beethoven."
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