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Old 01-31-2014, 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by hollander View Post
wearing only my heart on my sleeve. I am feeling hopeful for this Valentines Day! I heard from my neighbor Bernie, that I could swap my wife if I dressed her in a light blue shirt. Well I dressed her in a light blue shirt, with matching shoes, and set her on a folding chair in the driveway. I have not had anyone stop by yet but the Mrs does smile at all the passing cars like I told her to. If that doesn't work I can throw in a couple of Bingo Tickets. Yesterday I managed to get over 40 tickets by being first in line. A old man like me can get a surprising number of favors from the ladies with those tickets! Well I gotta run I think I heard someone honk at the Mrs. Hmmmm where are my flip flops


OMG. I can't breathe or type. You are so funny Hollander. Carry on everyone.
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