Oh, But I digress..
 

TOTV peeps. Let's do the two things we do best. Tell stories and hijack threads! :posting: I'll start:

My friend and I were walking along the dock area at LSL (which I love because it looks like my favorite marina in Key West) when I turned suddenly and my flip flop..oh, that reminds me. Did I tell you that

Oh yes flip flops.... that reminds me of our congressman, who I saw yesterday with a much younger woman. Speaking of feeling younger.....

Well, just between you and me, of course, my neighbor heard that our other neighbor was fooling around with a younger guy who works for one of the landscaping companies which is really a front for gigiloes. So I guess that if you drive a gray truck

Well our neighbor, who between you and me, seems to live above his means, bought a new gray truck. Just yesterday he got a recall notice for his new truck and we could hear his wife yell at him that she wished that she would get a recall notice for him! speaking of recall.. I can't seem to recall where my

iPhone went. I was going to use it to try to get my car keys back from the last swinger party I went to, where I ended up with someone's husband from Bonnybrook... or was it Winnigred? But I seem to have lost them when he brought me home, and now i don't even remember where the car is.

I really need to find these before my husband...

remembers where his bicycle is. Oh, wait, that was the punch line to a story our minister told us, and, let me tell you, that guy is chock full of human interest stories. It's always interesting to me to see my fellow humans

Getting back on topic of flip flops... Did I tell you about the new top I saw at Chico's in Spanish Spring? Matched my.... Oh wait... I'm pretty sure it was a store in LSL...

Yes, I was talking about the incident with my flip flop at LSL. So, anyway, someone's visiting spawn-of-the-devil grandchild (well I'm not sure but he looked like he was recently out of rehab) called out

called out " I am the one who stole your eight knobs!!!" Me and the Mrs were confused.. but got to thinking, maybe this has something to do with the sound system at our neighborhood pool which by the way is way too

way too loud and in fact, is soooo loud, that it distracts drivers in the nearby round-about and causes them to forget to blow their horns before they suddenly cut off the car in the lane next to them! Speaking of distracted

Speaking of distracted, I was enjoying my glass of wine on my lanai & imagine my kissing lanai neighbors were on their lanai enjoying life and I took my glass of wine and

I took my glass of wine and headed in the direction of their lanai to join them. Just then, a guy selling meat from his car rounded the corner of my house! He had pork chops in one hand and, in the other,

in the other, he was holding six skinned Citrus Rats that are so easy to trap in the Villages. Now anyone who knows my family knows that I love to grill so the pork chops will be for me and the rats for my visiting mother in law. Speaking of mother in laws, my neighbor was sitting out on his lanai talking to his mother in law on the phone today, and of course the Mrs and me could hear every detail, and he told her, and I swear this is true, that he saw in the villages today a...

that he saw in the villages today a man driving a tank - a real tank with howitzers

Holy howitzer, jblum! Grilled rats in The Villages? How come the feral cats don't eat the citrus rats? So I'm wondering, are tank tops