The Cat in the Hat on Aging
I cannot see.
I cannot pee.
I cannot chew.
I cannot screw.
Oh my goodness, what can I do?
My memory shrinks.
My hearing stinks.
No sense of smell.
I look like hell.
My mood is bad -- can you tell?
My body's drooping.
Have trouble pooping.
The Golden Years have come at last.
The Golden Years can kiss my ass!!!
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Army/embassy brat - traveled too much to mention
Moved here from SF Bay Area (East Bay)
"There are only two ways to live your life: One is as though nothing is a miracle; the other is as though everything is a miracle." Albert Einstein
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