...if you have taken claws to the knees from begging cats!
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Originally Posted by skyguy79
You know you may be a pet lover if you're willing to follow these instructions to wash your cat:
1. Put both lids on your toilet seat up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water.
2. Pick up the cat, pet and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet tank and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the loud noises, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the door(s) to your lanai or pool area. Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the front door.
7. Standing behind the commode as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the bowl, streak through the room and run like a bat out of hell into the lanai or pool area where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
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I used to catsit as well as housesit for my older brother whose girlfriend had taken in a huge Tomcat before they got married of maybe 24 lbs. This cat named Mephistopheles and/or Butthead had a unique way of begging. He would get under the table where I was eating and watching TV from the couch. I would see a claw moving in for the kill and in it would go into my knee or leg if this pussy did not get his fill of meat.
I certainly thought of cleaning Butthead in this way!!!