[Wandatime]

Years ago I was in a boat parade and a guy on the boat in front of us just stepped to the back of the boat to relieve himself like it was a natural everyday occurrence. I got on the radio and asked him what he thought he was doing. When he said he was trying to take a leak, I repeated it into the radio so the other boat captains could hear, and then I asked him if he thought some needle nose pliers would help. The ribbing he got from all the other boat captains for the rest of the weekend was almost worth seeing him exposed.