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Originally Posted by GeoGeo
Christmas Gift Wrapping with a Dachshund (you can insert your breed)...
1. Gather presents, boxes and paper in middle of living room floor.
2. Get tape back from Dachshund.
3. Open box.
4. Take Dachshund out of box.
5. Take scissors from Dachshund.
6. Put present in box.
7. Remove present from Dachshund's mouth.
8. Put back in box after removing Dachshund from box.
9. Take scissors away and sit on them.
10. Remove Dachshund from box and put lid on it.
11. Unroll paper.
12. Take Dachshund off box.
13. Wrap paper around box.
14. Remove Dachshund from box and take wrapping paper from her mouth.
15. Fend off Dachshund trying to steal tape and tape one spot.
16. Take box from Dachshund.
17. Remove Dachshund from present and hurriedly slap on tape.
18. Take soggy bow from Dachshund and tape on since sticky stuff ruined.
19. Grab present before Dachshund opens it and put away.
20. Take 2 aspirin, sit down in chair, Dachshund will fall asleep on your lap.
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Love this! I just sent this to my friend who has a 70-lb puppy who's into Everything. I inserted his name into all of it.
Oh, and I amended #20 to Take 2 glasses of wine.