WARNING---Nude photo alert..

[The Great Fumar]

If you get an email titled "nude photos of Sarah Palin," don't open it.
It could contain a virus.


If you get an email titled "nude photos of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it.
It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.

Fumar

[Karen83]

Fumar, you are very bad............and very funny!! :a20:

[Boomer]

Fumar that is funny, but I have to tell you that your title scared me a little. There are some old pictures of Tony and TH in a thread that has been around for a couple of days. Well, when I saw your title, I thought, Uh Oh. More old pictures.

Boomer

[Barefoot]

Fumar that is funny, but I have to tell you that your title scared me a little. There are some old pictures of Tony and TH in a thread that has been around for a couple of days. Well, when I saw your title, I thought, Uh Oh. More old pictures. Boomer


Let's pray that Tony and Talkhost keep their clothes on! :girlneener:

[Talk Host]

let's pray that tony and talkhost keep their clothes on! :girlneener:


excuuusssse me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JeanneBeannie]

Good One!! You are all hysterical!! :a20:
Jeanne :mademyday:

[tony]

Are you kidding me? I thought Fumar was posting one of himself.

[Boomer]

Let's pray that Tony and Talkhost keep their clothes on! :girlneener:

Ohhhhh Barefoot,

Since November of 2007, I have not been able to stop looking at TOTV. First the computer was in my kitchen. Then it was moved into my new 4-season room. When I am at home, my computer is way too nearby. And I cannot stop looking in at TOTV, from time to time, throughout the day.

And now! Oh my! What's this I hear about "The Men of TOTV" calendar???? Tony and TH and now what's this I hear from Tony's post here in this thread???? Was he saying that the calendar will have a month for "Fly the Friendly Skies" ??????

Ohhhhh, what if it all comes to pass??? What if there really is a calendar????? What if I cannot stop looking???? Oooohhhhhhhh noooooooo...........

Boomer

[chelsea24]

I'm positive there will be a calendar! Just found an old video of 'Tony Titillates Tulsa' and 'Jan Jazzes Juno'. We always knew their pasts would come out! Just didn't think they'd be that interesting!!! Ha! :laugh:

Wait!!! I think I just found 'Darrel Dallies in Detroit!' OMG! The Internet is filled with this stuff!


Fumar... wouldn't open Sarah nude photos anyway. They might be killing a turkey behind her! :yuck:

[sschuler1]

Yeah, I guess I would have to buy one of those calendars, but where are the profits going?

[Halle]

Yeah, I guess I would have to buy one of those calendars, but where are the profits going?

PROFITS? PROFITS? PROFITS?

You really think there would be Profits?:1rotfl::1rotfl:

[Boomer]

PROFITS? PROFITS? PROFITS?

You really think there would be Profits?:1rotfl::1rotfl:

(Darn it. I am sitting here having lunch with my geriatric dog and I just had to look at this thread again.)

Halle,

Do not sell these guys short.

You must always keep in mind that everything is relative. There could quite possibly be a market for this calendar.

I bet with the right agent to find the right market, you know, this calendar could take them to the moon.

Boomer

[The Great Fumar]

OK OK I'll pose , but you may have to use a wide angle lens .......

I was on a diet , but when ATKINS died I quit .....

snookerd Fumar

[Muncle]

Fumar, have I git a diet got you. But first a Boomer-like aside:

Many years ago, before it was the Adkins diet and was just the carbo-cal diet (mid 70's), I determined that my daily limit was about 55 carbo-cals. I soon discovered that Miller Lite (a fairly new invention at the time) had 28 carbo-cals per bottle. At the time I was a bartender/cook in a BBQ and had full access to the kitchen. So I figured I could eat all the meat I wanted (no C-Cs) and drink 20 bears a day. I was only able to follow this rugged regimen for a month, but lost 19 lbs.

But I digress. Fumar, I've lost a ton of weight (okay, .0375 of a ton), but the chemo and radiation ain't worth it, though I feel great now and am lighter than I've been since Basic Training.

Now, I've not been asked to participate in "The Men of TOTV" calendar nor would I expect to be. However, recently I drove my latest toy to LSL on a Tuesday evening and had a couple ladies stop me to take my picture. Hey, I'm humble enough to think maybe it was the cart, but who knows. Below is a shot of my self-indulgence.

PS, since the pic, I've shaved my beard. Never did before because I had more chins than a Chinese phone book. Now it's down to just a wattle. But Jan, Tony, & Co., if you do need me, I don't do nudes.


http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii253/billfl/Picture006.jpg


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[Boomer]

Hey Munc!

Lookin' good!

And the new wheels are wonderful. I love the flames and the hood ornament. (But I have been sitting here trying to figure out if that is the hood ornament from a 1950-something Pontiac maybe. It's ringing a bell, but I can't quite place it.)

And about "The Men of TOTV" calendar, it looks like Fumar is on board. And you should be, too. You could pose just like that, in you new golfcar -- only they might want you to take off your shirt. -- But you could always negotiate.

Hey this calendar thing is starting to gain some momentum. Looks like, so far, there could be 4 months covered. (or not)

Boomer

[sschuler1]

Only a man could lose weight eating steak and drinking beer. A woman could gain weight just thinking about the beer! :beer3:

I believe that both Muncle and Fumar were slotted for posing for this calendar! July and August respectively! :cool:

[SUNNYMARYANN]

I am taking orders for the calendar .

[villages07]

Nice wheels, Uncle Muncle.... if I see that machine tooling down the road, I'll be sure to honk and wave. You're looking great, but, I certainly wouldn't want to take the route you had to endure to get there. Sincere wishes for good health to you.

OK, any other Men of TOTV out there willing to post calendar-worthy pix???

[F16 1UB]

Suhweet ride Muncle. Hope the weight loss you experienced results in decades of health and happiness in TV. But I do have a question. Are those my gold clubs????? Just kiddin. I wouldn't know a driver from a rider unless she was good lookin. :D And no I'm not ready to pose for a calendar. On the other hand it depends on what part of the anatomy. OMG I left the door open for this one. I'll be like Army Guy & just sign off. Scouts Out !!!! :evil6:

[JeanneBeannie]

Wow congrats on your new wheels!! Love the red and the flames!! :eclipsee_gold_cup: Very very cool!! I know you will have fun riding that around! :coolsmiley:

Me too, me too girls...can I be on the subscription list for the calendar? :bowdown: I think the calendar is a great idea!! That will take off for sure!! :pepper2:

[Boomer]

Suhweet ride Muncle. Hope the weight loss you experienced results in decades of health and happiness in TV. But I do have a question. Are those my gold clubs????? Just kiddin. I wouldn't know a driver from a rider unless she was good lookin. :D


And no I'm not ready to pose for a calendar. On the other hand it depends on what part of the anatomy. OMG I left the door open for this one. I'll be like Army Guy & just sign off. Scouts Out !!!! :evil6:

16,

About the calendar -- your words say, "No No" but between the lines, I am reading, "Yes Yes."

So whadaya say, 16? There are still a lot of months left to choose from.

I think Munc will pose with his new wheels. And maybe Fumar will have an airplane in his picture. And Tony, probably a boat it looks like, and I think TH has a motorcycle, but there are still lots of choices left for props, too. Maybe a Kentucky rifle? Think about it. OK?

Boomer

[chelsea24]

(Darn it. I am sitting here having lunch with my geriatric dog and I just had to look at this thread again.)

Halle,

Do not sell these guys short.



Boomer


Boomer! Selling these guys "short" is the question that would finally be answered!!! :thumbup::1rotfl:

[Barefoot]

Recently I drove my latest toy to LSL on a Tuesday evening and had a couple ladies stop me to take my picture. Hey, I'm humble enough to think maybe it was the cart, but who knows. Below is a shot of my self-indulgence.
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii253/billfl/Picture006.jpg
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Muncle, that is the Yesteryear cart I'm wanting! Wow! :coolsmiley:

I'm so glad you're feeling better and treating yourself to a toy.

[SUNNYMARYANN]

Actually Jeanne I was going to suggest that you and I voluteer as the photographer and lighting director.

[SUNNYMARYANN]

Wonder who will volunteer to be the Calendar guy for the shortest month of the year.

[JeanneBeannie]

Actually Jeanne I was going to suggest that you and I voluteer as the photographer and lighting director.

Sounds good to me MaryAnn!! Count me in!!! :agree:
Lol...how much fun would that be Lol Lol?!?! :coolsmiley:
This is just wayyyyyyyy toooooo funny and would be the best calendar ever printed...we wont be able to keep them in stock lol!! :1rotfl:

[Boomer]

Munc,

Please have mercy and tell me what that hood ornament is. It is driving me crazy. Is it an eagle? Is it an angel? Is it the Phoenix? Is it a winged woman? Is it Winged Victory before she lost her head? Is it an original hood ornament from the past? Is it a nod to a 1950's hood ornament on a Pontiac or a Merc maybe? Oh Munc, please tell me what it is. It is a wonderful hood ornament. I just need to know what it is. I am one of those people who goes to those cruise-in things once in a while. I really like hood ornaments. Please Munc. Have mercy. What is that hood ornament?

Boomer

[Muncle]

Munc,

Please have mercy and tell me what that hood ornament is. It is driving me crazy. Is it an eagle? Is it an angel? Is it the Phoenix? Is it a winged woman? Is it Winged Victory before she lost her head? Is it an original hood ornament from the past? Is it a nod to a 1950's hood ornament on a Pontiac or a Merc maybe? Oh Munc, please tell me what it is. It is a wonderful hood ornament. I just need to know what it is. I am one of those people who goes to those cruise-in things once in a while. I really like hood ornaments. Please Munc. Have mercy. What is that hood ornament?

Boomer


Not sure what it is, Boom, though I think it's an eagle. Doesn't look much like the one I saw cruising the pond at Bailey Trail yesterday.

[Boomer]

Munc,

I just was not quite sure from the picture. So as you could see, I had played out, in my head, all the possibilities. It's what I do. Anyway, your wheels sure look great and I am so glad you are feeling great.

And thanks for letting me know about the hood ornament. Now, at last, I will be able to get some sleep.

Boomer

[Whalen]

Not sure what it is, Boom, though I think it's an eagle. Doesn't look much like the one I saw cruising the pond at Bailey Trail yesterday.

Thought the hood ornament was a take off on the Rolls Royce ornament
The Spirit of Ecstasy aka The Flying Lady

http://www.autoblog.com/tag/rolls-royce+hood+ornament/
:coolsmiley:

[GatbTester]

HMMMMMMMMM, Nancy Pelosi or Harry Reid posing naked in a calendar? I'd rather see Mrs. Roosevelt and Mrs. Truman posing in motorcycle ads.

[katezbox]

Do not sell these guys short.



Boomer

Boomer - I hope that pun was not intended!