[The Great Fumar]

If you get an email titled "nude photos of Sarah Palin," don't open it.
It could contain a virus.


If you get an email titled "nude photos of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it.
It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.

Fumar

[Karen83]

Fumar, you are very bad............and very funny!!

[Boomer]

Fumar that is funny, but I have to tell you that your title scared me a little. There are some old pictures of Tony and TH in a thread that has been around for a couple of days. Well, when I saw your title, I thought, Uh Oh. More old pictures.

Boomer

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by Boomer

Fumar that is funny, but I have to tell you that your title scared me a little. There are some old pictures of Tony and TH in a thread that has been around for a couple of days. Well, when I saw your title, I thought, Uh Oh. More old pictures. Boomer

Let's pray that Tony and Talkhost keep their clothes on!

[Talk Host]

Originally Posted by barefoot

let's pray that tony and talkhost keep their clothes on!

excuuusssse me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JeanneBeannie]

Good One!! You are all hysterical!!
Jeanne

[tony]

Are you kidding me? I thought Fumar was posting one of himself.

[Boomer]

Originally Posted by Barefoot

Let's pray that Tony and Talkhost keep their clothes on!

Ohhhhh Barefoot,

Since November of 2007, I have not been able to stop looking at TOTV. First the computer was in my kitchen. Then it was moved into my new 4-season room. When I am at home, my computer is way too nearby. And I cannot stop looking in at TOTV, from time to time, throughout the day.

And now! Oh my! What's this I hear about "The Men of TOTV" calendar???? Tony and TH and now what's this I hear from Tony's post here in this thread???? Was he saying that the calendar will have a month for "Fly the Friendly Skies" ??????

Ohhhhh, what if it all comes to pass??? What if there really is a calendar????? What if I cannot stop looking???? Oooohhhhhhhh noooooooo...........

Boomer

[chelsea24]

I'm positive there will be a calendar! Just found an old video of 'Tony Titillates Tulsa' and 'Jan Jazzes Juno'. We always knew their pasts would come out! Just didn't think they'd be that interesting!!! Ha!

Wait!!! I think I just found 'Darrel Dallies in Detroit!' OMG! The Internet is filled with this stuff!


Fumar... wouldn't open Sarah nude photos anyway. They might be killing a turkey behind her!

[sschuler1]

Yeah, I guess I would have to buy one of those calendars, but where are the profits going?

[Halle]

Originally Posted by sschuler1

Yeah, I guess I would have to buy one of those calendars, but where are the profits going?

PROFITS? PROFITS? PROFITS?

You really think there would be Profits?

[Boomer]

Originally Posted by Halle

PROFITS? PROFITS? PROFITS?

You really think there would be Profits?

(Darn it. I am sitting here having lunch with my geriatric dog and I just had to look at this thread again.)

Halle,

Do not sell these guys short.

You must always keep in mind that everything is relative. There could quite possibly be a market for this calendar.

I bet with the right agent to find the right market, you know, this calendar could take them to the moon.

Boomer

[The Great Fumar]

OK OK I'll pose , but you may have to use a wide angle lens .......

I was on a diet , but when ATKINS died I quit .....

snookerd Fumar

[Muncle]

Fumar, have I git a diet got you. But first a Boomer-like aside:

Many years ago, before it was the Adkins diet and was just the carbo-cal diet (mid 70's), I determined that my daily limit was about 55 carbo-cals. I soon discovered that Miller Lite (a fairly new invention at the time) had 28 carbo-cals per bottle. At the time I was a bartender/cook in a BBQ and had full access to the kitchen. So I figured I could eat all the meat I wanted (no C-Cs) and drink 20 bears a day. I was only able to follow this rugged regimen for a month, but lost 19 lbs.

But I digress. Fumar, I've lost a ton of weight (okay, .0375 of a ton), but the chemo and radiation ain't worth it, though I feel great now and am lighter than I've been since Basic Training.

Now, I've not been asked to participate in "The Men of TOTV" calendar nor would I expect to be. However, recently I drove my latest toy to LSL on a Tuesday evening and had a couple ladies stop me to take my picture. Hey, I'm humble enough to think maybe it was the cart, but who knows. Below is a shot of my self-indulgence.

PS, since the pic, I've shaved my beard. Never did before because I had more chins than a Chinese phone book. Now it's down to just a wattle. But Jan, Tony, & Co., if you do need me, I don't do nudes.





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[Boomer]

Hey Munc!

Lookin' good!

And the new wheels are wonderful. I love the flames and the hood ornament. (But I have been sitting here trying to figure out if that is the hood ornament from a 1950-something Pontiac maybe. It's ringing a bell, but I can't quite place it.)

And about "The Men of TOTV" calendar, it looks like Fumar is on board. And you should be, too. You could pose just like that, in you new golfcar -- only they might want you to take off your shirt. -- But you could always negotiate.

Hey this calendar thing is starting to gain some momentum. Looks like, so far, there could be 4 months covered. (or not)

Boomer