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dirtbanker
11-25-2017, 08:35 AM
He started this very interesting thread on 4/24/2017. And you can see the intent behind it as it has more views per post than my library thread.It was not to hurt but to help, I am just too cuckoo to see it, as shown by all my prior whiney posts. Oh and happy birthday to my morning feces!

Thanks wackadoodle!

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Taltarzac725
11-25-2017, 08:43 AM
There are some good jokes on here. But the intent was to use this as a weapon to inflict pain on me as the Title of the thread and the recent posts by dirtbanker show.

Not that this is going to matter a bit to the MODERATOR.

Taltarzac725
11-25-2017, 08:44 AM
Thanks wackadoodle!

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Recorded post by dirtbanker.

dirtbanker
11-25-2017, 08:48 AM
Recorded post by dirtbanker.Recorded post by a wackadoodle.

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Taltarzac725
11-25-2017, 08:52 AM
What was the motive behind creating a thread with this Title in the Political Forum? You tell jokes in the REGULAR FORUM.

The motive is shown in dirtbanker's posts on here of late.

dirtbanker
11-25-2017, 09:02 AM
What a genius motive behind creating a thread with this title in the Political Forum! You can't tell NON politically correct jokes in the REGULAR FORUM.

The genius motive was shown in dirtbanker's original posts on here, I wish I was not such a loser...
Thanks for the kind words, and the views.


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Taltarzac725
11-25-2017, 09:50 AM
Thanks for the kind words, and the views.


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The man puts different words into my posts.

Taltarzac725
11-25-2017, 09:52 AM
The manager had put together the perfect team for the Baltimore Ravens. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney. KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!" the manager said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Ravens go on to win the Super Bowl. The young man is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his Mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!" "I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says." You are not my son!" "I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses and then tearfully says,

"I will never forgive you for making us move to Baltimore !!!!

Back to the jokes.

Allegiance
11-25-2017, 03:09 PM
Back to the jokes.Good one buddy

dirtbanker
11-25-2017, 06:41 PM
The man puts different words into my posts.

Are you suggesting you would be more comfortable with men putting different stuff in your mouth?

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dirtbanker
11-25-2017, 06:42 PM
The man puts different words into my posts.
He RUBS the lotion on the SKIN!


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Allegiance
11-25-2017, 07:44 PM
He RUBS the lotion on the SKIN!


Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G890A using TapatalkThe Silence of the Lambs It rubs the Lotion on its skin HD - YouTube (https://youtu.be/A5QaeQiO3d0)

Allegiance
11-25-2017, 07:45 PM
The Silence of the Lambs It rubs the Lotion on its skin HD - YouTube (https://youtu.be/A5QaeQiO3d0)Kinda looks like wackadoodle and his beau

Allegiance
11-25-2017, 08:28 PM
Kinda looks like wackadoodle and his beauHmmm, I think wackadoodle loves the hose

Allegiance
11-26-2017, 09:17 AM
Hmmm, I think wackadoodle loves the hoseYa think?

Taltarzac725
11-26-2017, 09:32 AM
Seniors Vs Crime in The Villages (http://www.svcinthevillages.org/)

Hope they check out the Political Forum on Talk of the Villages. I would like to talk with them about the 224 613 Project.

Allegiance
11-26-2017, 12:21 PM
Seniors Vs Crime in The Villages (http://www.svcinthevillages.org/)

Hope they check out the Political Forum on Talk of the Villages. I would like to talk with them about the 224 613 Project.Over 8000 views. Big applause

Allegiance
12-11-2017, 06:38 PM
Who got jokes?

dirtbanker
12-11-2017, 06:41 PM
I will put some up in the morning.

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dirtbanker
12-12-2017, 08:48 AM
An elderly gentleman... .
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years..
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect... Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'


Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure..'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries. '
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs....... . She stares at the plate for a moment. 'Where's my toast ?'


A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Yep!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she can still drive!'


Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'


Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that... I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'



One more. . .!

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'arthritis.'

Allegiance
12-12-2017, 08:53 AM
An elderly gentleman... .
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years..
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect... Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'


Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure..'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries. '
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs....... . She stares at the plate for a moment. 'Where's my toast ?'


A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Yep!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she can still drive!'


Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'


Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that... I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'



One more. . .!

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'arthritis.'Great jokes.... but should you not put them in separate posts to get a higher count?


;)

Then view them 100's of times a day.

Taltarzac725
12-12-2017, 08:54 AM
Seniors Vs Crime in The Villages (http://www.svcinthevillages.org/)

Hope they check out the Political Forum on Talk of the Villages. I would like to talk with them about the 224 613 Project.

A little reminder.

Taltarzac725
12-12-2017, 08:55 AM
Great jokes.... but should you not put them in separate posts to get a higher count?


;)

Then view them 100's of times a day.

Recording this for future use.

Taltarzac725
12-12-2017, 08:55 AM
Hmmm, I think wackadoodle loves the hose

REcording this for future use.

Taltarzac725
12-12-2017, 08:56 AM
Kinda looks like wackadoodle and his beau

Recording this for future use.

Taltarzac725
12-12-2017, 08:58 AM
Kinda looks like wackadoodle and his beau

REcording this for future use.

Taltarzac725
12-12-2017, 09:00 AM
Recorded post by a wackadoodle.

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Recording for future use.

Taltarzac725
12-12-2017, 09:01 AM
Are you suggesting you would be more comfortable with men putting different stuff in your mouth?

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REcording for future use.

Taltarzac725
12-12-2017, 09:02 AM
Most of us have traded insults on this board. I would like to suggest we can trade some laughs too.

If you have a joke to share, please feel free to contribute. If you want to whine, or attack the other posters, please do it in one of the other threads.

Recording for future use.

ColdNoMore
12-12-2017, 09:08 AM
Recording this for future use.

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What "future use?" :oops:

You really should consult an attorney, so they can explain that posting anonymously...does NOT fall under cyber bullying statutes.

You're only deluding yourself and giving false hope that it can be stopped...other than for you to remove yourself from the situation.

For your own mental health...please stop posting in the Politics Forum.

Taltarzac725
12-12-2017, 09:10 AM
What "future use?" :oops:

CRIMINAL HARASSMENT report to the police!!!!

ColdNoMore
12-12-2017, 09:15 AM
CRIMINAL HARASSMENT report to the police!!!!

THAT...will never happen.

The best you can hope for, is that the authorities let you off with a warning...to not waste their time in the future.

The worst that can happen, is that you could face some court-ordered professional help.

Are you really ready to take that chance?

Taltarzac725
12-12-2017, 09:29 AM
THAT...will never happen.

The best you can hope for, is that the authorities let you off with a warning...to not waste their time in the future.

The worst that can happen, is that you could face some court-ordered professional help.

Are you really ready to take that chance?

That will not happen. I mean court ordered professional help.

Why do you continue to aid and abet Dirtbanker and Allegiance in their CRIMINAL behavior on this POLITICAL Forum?? The law is clearly there as is these two intent in breaking that law. Check the Florida Statutes. And CRIMINAL harassment is usually done by people who are relatively anonymous. These two people Allegiance and Dirtbanker are known to other posters and maybe to the MODERATOR.

These two-- Allegiance and Dirtbanker-- are actually building a very good case against themselves with every post they make on the Political Forum on Talk of the Villages.

Statutes & Constitution
:View Statutes
:

Online Sunshine (http://www.leg.state.fl.us/Statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0700-0799/0784/Sections/0784.048.html)

It seems you are threatening me with being committed because Allegiance and Dirtbanker are breaking the law.

Allegiance
12-12-2017, 09:47 AM
That will not happen. I mean court ordered professional help.

Why do you continue to aid and abet Dirtbanker and Allegiance in their CRIMINAL behavior on this POLITICAL Forum?? The law is clearly there as is these two intent in breaking that law. Check the Florida Statutes. And CRIMINAL harassment is usually done by people who are relatively anonymous. These two people Allegiance and Dirtbanker are known to other posters and maybe to the MODERATOR.

These two-- Allegiance and Dirtbanker-- are actually building a very good case against themselves with every post they make on the Political Forum on Talk of the Villages.

Statutes & Constitution
:View Statutes
:

Online Sunshine (http://www.leg.state.fl.us/Statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0700-0799/0784/Sections/0784.048.html)

It seems you are threatening me with being committed because Allegiance and Dirtbanker are breaking the law.Maybe cnm and allegiance are the same person?

You must investigate this.

Allegiance
12-12-2017, 09:48 AM
THAT...will never happen.

The best you can hope for, is that the authorities let you off with a warning...to not waste their time in the future.

The worst that can happen, is that you could face some court-ordered professional help.

Are you really ready to take that chance?He is truly trying to help you buddy.

Please accept my offer of truce?

Allegiance
12-12-2017, 09:50 AM
Truce buddy?https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171212/c9c494a1c83d8db3c9ed94cd8ef6ba8f.jpg

dirtbanker
12-12-2017, 10:19 AM
It might be time to start a thread in which all members of this political Forum vote on whether or not Tal should be removed from the Forum.

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Taltarzac725
12-12-2017, 10:21 AM
That will not happen. I mean court ordered professional help.

Why do you continue to aid and abet Dirtbanker and Allegiance in their CRIMINAL behavior on this POLITICAL Forum?? The law is clearly there as is these two intent in breaking that law. Check the Florida Statutes. And CRIMINAL harassment is usually done by people who are relatively anonymous. These two people Allegiance and Dirtbanker are known to other posters and maybe to the MODERATOR.

These two-- Allegiance and Dirtbanker-- are actually building a very good case against themselves with every post they make on the Political Forum on Talk of the Villages.

Statutes & Constitution
:View Statutes
:

Online Sunshine (http://www.leg.state.fl.us/Statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0700-0799/0784/Sections/0784.048.html)

It seems you are threatening me with being committed because Allegiance and Dirtbanker are breaking the law.

And NOTE the Title of this THREAD. It is a very long thread as well.

Allegiance
12-12-2017, 10:56 AM
He is truly trying to help you buddy.

Please accept my offer of truce?Worth repeating

Taltarzac725
12-12-2017, 01:23 PM
CRIMINAL HARASSMENT report to the police!!!!

Repeating why I have been recording many of these posts.

Allegiance
12-21-2017, 11:28 AM
Need jokes

Wiotte
12-21-2017, 12:05 PM
A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him sprinkling water on it. The Rabbi asked, ''What are you doing?'' The Priest responded, ''I'm blessing the car.'' So the Rabbi said ''Okay, since we're doing that....'' and takes out a hacksaw and cuts two inches off the tail pipe.



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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 12:09 PM
I guess the biggest issue my husband and I are going to have is how do we raise the baby? Because he's Jewish and I'm Protestant and the baby's father is Catholic.


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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 12:13 PM
Religious leaders have been confusing us lately. Religious leaders tell us if we do good things, you go to Heaven. And then some of them do bad things, and it makes me think maybe Hell's the cooler place and they're holding out on us.


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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:08 PM
What do negro’s do after sex ?

15 years to life.


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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:09 PM
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love ?


The swallow.


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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:11 PM
How can you tell if a negro girl is pregnant ?


When she takes out her tampon the cotton is already picked off.


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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:16 PM
How is a woman like a road?

They both have manholes.


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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:16 PM
How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up like an altar boy.


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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:16 PM
How are gay men like mice?

They both hate pussies.


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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:17 PM
What do you call a cheap circumcision

A rip-off.


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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:17 PM
. What did one of the prostitute’s knees say to the other?

How come we spend so little time together?


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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:18 PM
What do you do with a year’s worth of used condoms?

Melt them into a tire and call it a goodyear.


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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:18 PM
22. How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.




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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:19 PM
. What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates?

A tearjerker


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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:19 PM
What’s the real definition of a male chauvinist pig?

A man who hates every bone in a woman’s body—except his.


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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:19 PM
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?

Thanks for coming!


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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:21 PM
How is life like toilet paper?

You’re either on a roll or taking shlt from someone.


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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:21 PM
What’s the best way to respond when a girls asks “what’s up”?

“If I tell you, will you sit on it?”


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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:23 PM
I got a million of ‘em folks !
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Allegiance
12-21-2017, 01:24 PM
What do negro’s do after sex ?

15 years to life.


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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:24 PM
When is it okay to beat up a dwarf?

When he’s standing next you girlfriend saying that her hair smells nice.


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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:25 PM
What’s the difference between a clitoris and a cell phone?

Nothing! Every cvnt’s got one.


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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:25 PM
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal?

A head hunter.


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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:25 PM
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?

Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.


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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:27 PM
What do women and noodles have in common?

Both wiggle when you eat them.




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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:27 PM
What do you call an incestuous nephew?

An aunt-eater.


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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:27 PM
What do you call two men fighting over a slut?

Tug-of-whore.


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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:29 PM
What do priests and McDonald’s have in common?

They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.


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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:31 PM
What’s better than a cold Bud?

A warm bush.
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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:32 PM
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

He only comes once a year.



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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:33 PM
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died.


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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:33 PM
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.


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Allegiance
12-21-2017, 01:34 PM
I’m looking for a job where I am politely ignored and left to my own devices. With unlimited Internet access, doughnuts and coffee.

Allegiance
12-21-2017, 01:34 PM
I worked very hard to get to where I am in life.*An unemployed university graduate.

Allegiance
12-21-2017, 01:34 PM
Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.

Allegiance
12-21-2017, 01:35 PM
Nothing like a tattoo on your neck to let everyone know how uninterested you are at being employed.

Allegiance
12-21-2017, 01:35 PM
I think my job interview to be a bug sorter went well. I boxed all the right ticks.

Allegiance
12-21-2017, 01:36 PM
Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.

Allegiance
12-21-2017, 01:36 PM
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.

Allegiance
12-21-2017, 01:36 PM
Then I tried to be a chef–figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn’t have the thyme.

Allegiance
12-21-2017, 01:37 PM
Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.

Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:38 PM
How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it might take all day.




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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:39 PM
The other day I woke up in a panic thinking I was late for work. I grabbed my clothes and was on my way out the door, when I remembered it was a weekend. Relieved I took my suit off and put some comfortable clothes on. Then I remembered I'm unemployed.




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Wiotte
12-21-2017, 01:43 PM
Living the life in my CYV !
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Allegiance
12-21-2017, 01:47 PM
Living the life in my CYV !
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Allegiance
12-27-2017, 11:12 AM
Most of us have traded insults on this board. I would like to suggest we can trade some laughs too.

If you have a joke to share, please feel free to contribute. If you want to whine, or attack the other posters, please do it in one of the other threads.

Use other threads to whine. Got jokes?

8000+ views.

Allegiance
12-27-2017, 11:15 AM
Job near lynnhaven. Hooray


Cashier | The Villages, FL | HelpWanted.com (https://www.helpwanted.com/7105c9c0b3574-Cashier-job-listings)

Taltarzac725
12-27-2017, 11:33 AM
Job near lynnhaven. Hooray


Cashier | The Villages, FL | HelpWanted.com (https://www.helpwanted.com/7105c9c0b3574-Cashier-job-listings)

Recording for material I will be giving to the police on report by long term CRIMINAL harassment by Allegiance and his group of "friends".

Taltarzac725
12-27-2017, 11:34 AM
Use other threads to whine. Got jokes?

8000+ views.

Recording for report to the Sumter County Sheriff's Office.

Allegiance
01-01-2018, 05:18 PM
We can still makes jokes in just for fun

Taltarzac725
01-02-2018, 09:19 AM
Most of us have traded insults on this board. I would like to suggest we can trade some laughs too.

If you have a joke to share, please feel free to contribute. If you want to whine, or attack the other posters, please do it in one of the other threads.

Even a thread on jokes started with a jab at me in its Title.

Allegiance
01-02-2018, 09:53 AM
Even a thread on jokes started with a jab at me in its Title.With good reason BUDDY.


Every joke that will ever be told by anyone in "just for fun " will be a jab at you buddy.


We all hate you. You destroyed the political forum.

BOY really hates you.

Taltarzac725
01-02-2018, 09:56 AM
With good reason BUDDY.


Every joke that will ever be told by anyone in "just for fun " will be a jab at you buddy.


We all hate you. You destroyed the political forum.

BOY really hates you.

Recording this. I know you TRUMP trolls hate me. That is obvious from the bullying. What is hilarious is that TRUMP probably would like what I have been doing with this Project. It focuses on local communities and is anti-establishment.

Allegiance
01-07-2018, 12:54 PM
No jokes?

Byte1
01-07-2018, 03:23 PM
His project IS THE JOKE.....LOL

Allegiance
01-07-2018, 03:38 PM
His project IS THE JOKE.....LOLJust wish they would kill the political forum already. The wackjob still brags about his post view count.

Taltarzac725
01-07-2018, 04:40 PM
Recording this. I know you TRUMP trolls hate me. That is obvious from the bullying. What is hilarious is that TRUMP probably would like what I have been doing with this Project. It focuses on local communities and is anti-establishment.

The 224 613 Project rocks. No joke. :wave:

Kenswing
01-07-2018, 04:44 PM
The 224 613 Project rocks. No joke. :wave:
Reading your replies to Abby's questions yesterday would indicate not even you are sure what your project is about.

First it's about you. Then it's not about you. Are you sure what it's about?

Have you started putting together a website yet so you don't have to keep mooching bandwith from TOTV?

dirtbanker
01-07-2018, 04:45 PM
The 224 613 Project rocks. No joke. :wave:
Sure, that's what your folks tell people they meet...


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Allegiance
01-07-2018, 05:00 PM
Sure, that's what your folks tell people they meet...


Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G890A using TapatalkDon't you think calling him wackadoodle is horribly inaccurate?

Allegiance
01-07-2018, 05:15 PM
Reading your replies to Abby's questions yesterday would indicate not even you are sure what your project is about.

First it's about you. Then it's not about you. Are you sure what it's about?

Have you started putting together a website yet so you don't have to keep mooching bandwith from TOTV?Its not about Taltarzac725, he just created the project, to live on forever. "224 613."

Talt won the 2017 humanitarian award!

Allegiance
01-07-2018, 05:16 PM
Don't you think calling him wackadoodle is horribly inaccurate?You are Correct.... WACKJOB is more descriptive.

dirtbanker
01-08-2018, 08:02 AM
Don't you think calling him wackadoodle is horribly inaccurate?Not at all. It has become a term of endearment to them.

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Taltarzac725
01-09-2018, 10:40 AM
You are Correct.... WACKJOB is more descriptive.

And the harassment continues. They should not be able to get away with this but they do.

Allegiance
01-11-2018, 07:30 AM
And the harassment continues. They should not be able to get away with this but they do.Haha funny joke buddy

Allegiance
01-14-2018, 09:09 AM
My Doctor told me I am a Paranoid Schizophrenic.

We think he's out to get us.

Taltarzac725
01-14-2018, 10:03 AM
And the harassment continues. They should not be able to get away with this but they do.

And the harassment continues.