The Realization That You Are Old Smacks You Right Between the Eyes When.....

[Rapscallion St Croix]

You are invited to a grandchild's house for Thanksgiving.

[fw102807]

Old and very very fortunate

[SFSkol]

You need to build up momentum when going up the ramps to the restaurant.

[Rapscallion St Croix]

You need to build up momentum when going up the ramps to the restaurant.

And forget where you are going half way up the ramp.

[SFSkol]

And forget where you are going half way up the ramp.

Then realize it's the wrong restaurant and you are a day early.

[graciegirl]

I'd pay to hear more of this routine.

You guys are good.:wave:

[Fredman]

When u can’t remember why u went upstairs

[SFSkol]

And forget where you are going half way up the ramp.

Then a sudden gust of wind informs you that you forgot your pants.

[Rapscallion St Croix]

Then a sudden gust of wind informs you that you forgot your pants.

In the changing room at Belk.

[Blessed2BNTV]

Y'all haven't lost your sense of humor!

Keep it going.

[SFSkol]

In the changing room at Belk.

Where I tried to return the Jane Fonda workout VHS tape. Hey, I still had the receipt.

[Fredman]

Never trust a f**t

[Ecuadog]

The guy in the mirror looks like your grandfather.

[Mikeod]

When one of your supposed contemporaries flies his 3-wood past your best drive. :sigh:

[Fredman]

When u forget to unzip your fly

[manaboutown]

Where I tried to return the Jane Fonda workout VHS tape. Hey, I still had the receipt.

When the people you are talking with get a blank look when you mention Hanoi Jane or Kennedy getting shot.

[SFSkol]

When u forget to unzip your fly

Yep, that really gets me pi ss ed.

[Fredman]

When u buy ur first pair of Velcro snap shoes

[Taltarzac725]

When the new girl at the dog park looks like she could be your grand daughter.

[mtdjed]

When you get back from the rest room and find your fly down and it reminds you that you have to go again.

[Paper1]

When I realized I was crawling out of the bed of my pick-up truck instead of jumping out.

[Barefoot]

When you get back from the rest room and find your fly down and it reminds you that you have to go again.
You guys kill me. :girlneener:

[dewilson58]

When you find out the young kids who just moved in next door are in their 50's.

[CFrance]

When u can’t remember why u went upstairs
And you forgot there isn't an upstairs.

[Rapscallion St Croix]

When you find out the young kids who just moved in next door are in their 50's.

And know all the words to obscure Vanilla Ice, Boy George, and Pet Shop Boys songs.

[rubicon]

Now we can all do the same things we did when we were 17, it just takes us longer to recover:D

[dewilson58]

When you and your teeth don't sleep together.

[dewilson58]

It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

[dewilson58]

You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.




((some body better close this thread, i might not stop))

:censored:

[dewilson58]

When you live in The Villages and happy hour is a nap.

[Wiotte]

I better not. :censored:


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[Rapscallion St Croix]

When you know what this is

http://www.mikanet.com/museum/images/skate_key.jpg

[dewilson58]

Getting Lucky means you found your golf cart in the parking lot.

:loco:

[Fredman]

When ur hair rests on the bed post

[CalGuy]

When you go to an electronics store to buy a replacement needle for your stereo turntable and the clerk has no idea what you're talking about.

[Ecuadog]

When what you used to do all night, now takes all night to do.

[redwitch]

When the store clerk calls your daughter “ma’am”.

[ColdNoMore]

You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

[ColdNoMore]

When the store clerk calls your daughter “ma’am”.

Or the clerk mistakes your adult daughter...for your granddaughter. :oops:

[SFSkol]

When you are watching Casablanca (film - Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casablanca_(film)) on TNT and you call Comcast to complain about the color not showing up on your TV.

[dewilson58]

You sit in a rocking chair and you can't get it going.

[kcrazorbackfan]

When you go to supper (dinner to some of you folks) during mid-afternoon and then go to bed at 7pm; haven't gotten to that point yet.

[Wiotte]

When the water level in the toilet bowl seems to have risen.



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[Fredman]

When you look for your glasses while wearing them

When you leave your wife at the roadside rest

[dewilson58]

Your memory is shorter and your complaining last longer.

[It's Hot There]

When I understand this thread.

[Rapscallion St Croix]

When being a "regular guy" takes on an entirely different meaning.

[dewilson58]

Okay, one more...................

You sink your teeth into a good steak, and they stay there.

[CFrance]

Okay, one more...................

You sink your teeth into a good steak, and they stay there.
:1rotfl: then you can't make it to the bathroom in time...

[autumnspring]

And forget where you are going half way up the ramp.

When, these jokes are funny

When, you are checking out some girls butt and she offers to hold the door for you and calls you sir.

WHEN_WHEN the zit faced kid at McDonald charges you for a senior coffee with out even asking.

[patfla06]

When you can relate to all of the above (almost) posts. :a040:

[dewilson58]

You (should) realize you're old when you worry about dog poop.


chilout

[ukbill70]

When Doctors appointments become 2 or 3 a month instead of 2 or 3 a year.

[redwitch]

When you start thinking a 50 YO is a kid.

[redwitch]

And ....

When you really wish you couldn’t relate to this thread.

[Henryk]

You (should) realize you're old when you worry about dog poop.


chilout

That's funny. Been reading posts in closed threads?

[aninjamom]

When your doctor looks like they are still in high school!

[Fredman]

When you can no longer drive your car and you buy a golf cart