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You are invited to a grandchild's house for Thanksgiving.
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You need to build up momentum when going up the ramps to the restaurant.
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You need to build up momentum when going up the ramps to the restaurant.
And forget where you are going half way up the ramp.
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And forget where you are going half way up the ramp.
Then realize it's the wrong restaurant and you are a day early.
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I'd pay to hear more of this routine.

You guys are good.
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And forget where you are going half way up the ramp.
Then a sudden gust of wind informs you that you forgot your pants.

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Then a sudden gust of wind informs you that you forgot your pants.
In the changing room at Belk.
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Keep it going.
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In the changing room at Belk.
Where I tried to return the Jane Fonda workout VHS tape. Hey, I still had the receipt.
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The guy in the mirror looks like your grandfather.
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When one of your supposed contemporaries flies his 3-wood past your best drive.
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