Three Word Sentences

[Taltarzac725]

Wise men say............................................... ..


Often nothing bro.

[tomwed]

Bro enjoys Brew.

[dbussone]

Bro knows best.

[jsw14]

Wise men say............................................... ..

Don't tell lie's.

[dbussone]

Fools rush in.

[tomwed]

Eating banana sandwiches.

[dbussone]

Banana with chips?

[tomwed]

It's pretty trashy. (http://www.nigella.com/recipes/view/elvis-presleys-fried-peanut-butter-and-banana-sandwich-3106)

[dbussone]

That's beyond trashy!

[Taltarzac725]

That's beyond trashy!

How about Liberace? Liberace’s Little-Known Cookbook | Brain Pickings (http://www.brainpickings.org/2013/10/07/liberaces-little-known-cookbook/)

[dbussone]

Article is interesting

[dbussone]

Brains are yuck

[Taltarzac725]

Brains are yuck

Not if zombie. http://youtu.be/6Ejga4kJUts

[tomwed]

Liberace took notes.

[Taltarzac725]

Liberace took notes.

Liberace hit notes.

[dbussone]

Not if zombie. http://youtu.be/6Ejga4kJUts


Oh my gosh!

[dbussone]

Zombies are dead?

[tomwed]

They're still fighting.

[dbussone]

They're still fighting.


Over what, pray.

[tomwed]

Warrington IRA bombing. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_%28song%29)

[dbussone]

That's never good.

[tomwed]

Fighting since nineteen-sixteen

[dewilson58]

Fighting Irish Football

[Fraugoofy]

Go Pack Go!

[Taltarzac725]

Go Pack Go!

Nevada's Wolf Pack. :boom:

[dbussone]

Fighting since nineteen-sixteen

Thanks for link.

[dbussone]

Sad about Tarkanian.

[dbussone]

I know - UNLV.

[tomwed]

Tarkanian chewed towels.

[tomwed]

He's a legend.

[dbussone]

I met him!

[dbussone]

Quite the man.

[Taltarzac725]

Quite the man.

Met Mills Lane.

[dbussone]

Met Mills Lane.


Judge Lane. Wow!

[dbussone]

Met Joe Cortez.

[dbussone]

Know Jerry Roth.

[dbussone]

Lived in Vegas.

[dbussone]

Saw manny pacquiao

[jsw14]

Saw manny pacquiao

In The Villages?

[dbussone]

In The Villages?


No, in Vegas.

[jsw14]

Can't bet now.

[dbussone]

Try it tomorrow.

[jsw14]

Bank is broke!!

[dbussone]

Bank is broke!!


That's too bad!

[dbussone]

Use your gold.

[dbussone]

Use your silver.

[dbussone]

Sell your art.

[dbussone]

Sell your kids.

[dbussone]

Sell your kids.


Didn't mean that.

[jsw14]

You got any?

[dbussone]

Two. Boy, girl

[jsw14]

I mean Money$$$$$

[dbussone]

How about you?

[jsw14]

Some Quick Cash

[dbussone]

I mean Money$$$$$


Mostly my wife's. ::jester:;

[dbussone]

Sell pink slips?

[jsw14]

Sell pink slips?

Or money orders

[Taltarzac725]

Or money orders

Or lottery tickets?

[jsw14]

Can I win?

[dewilson58]

Kids in Brownwood

[jsw14]

Kids in Brownwood

Did they walk?

[dewilson58]

They didn't fly.

[jsw14]

They didn't fly.


To cloudy today.

[dbussone]

Too not to?

[dewilson58]

Three, not two

[Barefoot]

Kids in Brownwood
Are you concerned?

[dewilson58]

No, not me.

[dewilson58]

I love youth.

I remember when.

Kids R Kids.

[jsw14]

I love youth== Don't go there

I remember when== I can't remember

Kids R Kids== Seniors R Seniors

[dbussone]

Three times three!

[tomwed]

Slept with hooker.

[dbussone]

That's not nice!

[dewilson58]

Slept with hooker.

Shame on you.

[Barefoot]

Slept with hooker.
True confessions time?

[Taltarzac725]

Slept with hooker.

That's your dog!

[tomwed]

My wife crochets.

[tomwed]

Pearl,Hook 2.

[tomwed]

Ooops, I missed.

[tomwed]

Knit, Pearl 2.

[tomwed]

Slept with knitter.

[dbussone]

I get it

[dbussone]

I owe apology.

[tomwed]

You were setup.

[tomwed]

I owe apology.

[dbussone]

We both apologize!

[jsw14]

Thanks for apologizing.....

[dbussone]

You are welcome.

[jsw14]

It's about time....Heehee

[jsw14]

Wait a minute...

[jsw14]

It's your turn...

[Yung Dum]

Apologize for what?

[dbussone]

Never you mind.

[dbussone]

It's your turn...


It's already taken.

[jsw14]

It's already taken.

No it's not.

[dbussone]

Are you sure?

[Taltarzac725]

Are you sure?

Call me, Shirley!

[dbussone]

Call me, Shirley!

Surely not, Shirley?

[Taltarzac725]

Surely not, Shirley?

Just not Sue. :smiley:

[dewilson58]

Boy named Sue.

[dbussone]

Boy named Sue.

Johnny Cash sang.

[dbussone]

Do you sing?

[Taltarzac725]

Do you sing?

Without mercy sometimes.

[dbussone]

Without mercy sometimes.

I doubt that.

[dbussone]

Bet you're good.

[Billyg]

Love to sing.

[The Great Fumar]

What, me worry?

[Yung Dum]

What, me worry?
That's my line.

[dbussone]

That's my line.

What's your line?

[dbussone]

What's my line?

[Taltarzac725]

What's my line?

All lined up.

[dbussone]

Ready, aim, shoot.

[dewilson58]

Sign above urinal.

[maddie101]

Let it go

[dbussone]

Let it go

Do you think?

[Taltarzac725]

Sign above urinal.

That's your foot!

[dbussone]

That's your foot!


Please, not again.

[dewilson58]

Sorry, bad aim.

[BobandMary]

Live, love, laugh.....
Load, aim, fire

[Taltarzac725]

Sign above urinal.

Kilroy was here.

[DeanFL]

Stop This MADNESS!!!

[Taltarzac725]

Stop This MADNESS!!!

March madness coming.

[anarick]

Sign above urinal.

In the Villages

Please unzip first
:jester:

[dbussone]

No you didn't!

[Taltarzac725]

In the Villages

Please unzip first
:jester:

Unless Depends on!

[Amfunny]

Soaps are best!

[dbussone]

Germs are worst

[dewilson58]

Worms are bad.

[dbussone]

Well, that depends.

[Taltarzac725]

Well, that depends.

On dependable worms?

[dbussone]

On dependable worms?


Could well be.

[anarick]

Could well be.

Worms on Depends?:shocked:

[Taltarzac725]

Worms on Depends?:shocked:

Dune's worms rocked. https://youtu.be/Bj7R_2WWdKs

[dbussone]

Dune's worms rocked. https://youtu.be/Bj7R_2WWdKs


They sure did!

[dewilson58]

Sure they did.

[dbussone]

Why did they?

[Taltarzac725]

Why did they?

Collecting Dune spices.

[dbussone]

Collecting Dune spices.

So that's it?

[dbussone]

Melange is spice.

[anarick]

Spice is nice

[dbussone]

Spice is nice

Is Malange nice?

[maddie101]

Spice is nice

Liquor is quicker

[dbussone]

Liquor is quicker

Twice as nice

[Taltarzac725]

Is Malange nice?

Fountain of Youth!

[dewilson58]

Eat more pickles.

[dbussone]

Eat more pickles.


Are they Gerkens?

[Barefoot]

Eat more pickles.

Especially dill pickles!

[anarick]

Eat more pickles.

Eating pickles tickles.

[dbussone]

Eating pickles tickles.

Pickles don't tickle.

[Taltarzac725]

Pickle me Elmo!

[KEVIN & JOSIE]

Elmo's a Muppet

[Loudoll]

End this thread.

[dbussone]

End this thread.


Shame on you.

[LuLu&Duke]

Name the Gator

[dewilson58]

Gator of Fame

[anarick]

Name the Gator

The gator ade

:jester:

[Taltarzac725]

The gator ade

:jester:

Gator Gus flipped. Villages man saves dog: Villages grandfather saves dog from jaws of gator - tribunedigital-orlandosentinel (http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2012-09-18/news/os-villages-man-saves-dog-gator-20120918_1_gator-jaws-pond)

[anarick]

Gator Gus flipped. Villages man saves dog: Villages grandfather saves dog from jaws of gator - tribunedigital-orlandosentinel (http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2012-09-18/news/os-villages-man-saves-dog-gator-20120918_1_gator-jaws-pond)

the flippant gator

[maddie101]

John Deere Gator

[dbussone]

John Deere tractor

[Loudoll]

Shame on you.
I was mean.

[Taltarzac725]

I was mean.

Mean Joe Greene. http://meanjoegreene75.com/bio.html

[dbussone]

Mean Joe Greene. http://meanjoegreene75.com/bio.html

Drank some Coke

[dbussone]

Threw my shirt

[dbussone]

Drank the rest

[BobandMary]

Please start over

[anarick]

Start what over?

[maddie101]

Over easy, please

[Taltarzac725]

Over easy, please

At Lil' Bits!

[dewilson58]

My dog sits

[dbussone]

My dog eats

[Taltarzac725]

My dog eats

My Dog Skip.

My Dog Skip - Rotten Tomatoes (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/my_dog_skip/)

[dbussone]

I was mean.


No you weren't.

[dewilson58]

No you weren't.

No You're Not.

[Taltarzac725]

April Fool's Day!

[dewilson58]

Yes it is.

[Taltarzac725]

Petbox April Fool's. :a20: http://www.myfoxtwincities.com/story/28692027/redbox-creates-petbox-for-april-fools-day

[dbussone]

April Fool's Day!


You got me!

[Taltarzac725]

You got me!

Sonny and Cher.

[dbussone]

Sonny is dead.

[dbussone]

Cher is not.

[dbussone]

Chastity was female.

[Taltarzac725]

Chastity was female.

Now Chaz Bono.

[dbussone]

Now Chaz Bono.

Say goodby, Chastity

[Barefoot]

Chastity was female.

Cute little girl.

[dbussone]

Cute little girl.


Yes she was.

[Taltarzac725]

Been to Trinidad.

[dbussone]

Been to Trinidad.


Was it fun?

[dewilson58]

Fun it was!!

[dbussone]

Fun it was!!

I might go.

[tomwed]

Tell my Antille.

[Taltarzac725]

Was it fun?

Boring phone book!

Sex-Change Industry a Boon to Small City - NYTimes.com (http://www.nytimes.com/1998/11/08/us/sex-change-industry-a-boon-to-small-city.html)

[dbussone]

Tell my Antille.


Greater or Lesser?

[dbussone]

Boring phone book!



Sex-Change Industry a Boon to Small City - NYTimes.com (http://www.nytimes.com/1998/11/08/us/sex-change-industry-a-boon-to-small-city.html)


Oh, THAT Trinidad.

[dbussone]

I love Paris.

[Taltarzac725]

I love Paris.

Hilton or France?

[deestatham]

I LOVE YOU! Say it often!!

[Taltarzac725]

I LOVE YOU! Say it often!!

Say I Love You in a Foreign Language: 125 Languages (http://www.online-dating-tips-and-reviews.com/I-Love-You.html)

In 125 languages!

[dbussone]

Hilton or France?


It's in Maine.

[dbussone]

It's in Maine.


So is China.

[Taltarzac725]

It's in Maine.

Maine have Dallas?

[GolfGirl122]

Paper or plastic

[Taltarzac725]

Paper or plastic

Amazon.com: Schleich Tiger: Toys & Games

Schleich ceramic tiger.

[dbussone]

Maine have Dallas?


Yes, Dallas Plantation.

[dbussone]

In Franklin County

[dbussone]

Oxford near Poland

[Taltarzac725]

Oxford near Poland

Home - Oxford Casino (http://www.oxfordcasino.com/)

Gaming in Oxford.

[anarick]

Maine have Dallas?

Debbie has Dallas

[dbussone]

Debbie has Dallas


Not going there!

[dewilson58]

Good for you.

[tomwed]

Debbie is 59.

[dbussone]

Here we go!

[dbussone]

Tom is joker.

[Taltarzac725]

Debbie is 59.


She's no Bambi!

[Turkeyneck]

Who watches TV?

[Turkeyneck]

She's a dear.

[Lauren Sweeny]

No way Jose!

[Taltarzac725]

No way Jose!

Jose Abreu's 313!

[dbussone]

Baseball's 2014 Rookie!

[Villages PL]

She's a dear.

He's a goat!

[dewilson58]

He's a goat!


With a boat??

[dbussone]

He's a goat!

I've had goat.

[dbussone]

I've had goat.

It's pretty tough.

[anarick]

Taste like chicken

[Lauren Sweeny]

Your the man! What's up doc ? Pickle with that ?

[dewilson58]

Rain is coming.

[Taltarzac725]

Rain is coming.

Singin' in rain!

[dewilson58]

Eugene Curran Kelly

[deestatham]

Love thy neighbor

[maddie101]

I love Lucy

[Taltarzac725]

I love Lucy

Lucy charges .05!

[dbussone]

I love Lucy

So did Dezi

[dewilson58]

Only until 1960

[Taltarzac725]

Only until 1960

Then Gary Morton.

[Taltarzac725]

Morton salt girl.

[dbussone]

Has an umbrella.

[tv2016]

We need rain.

[dbussone]

Boy, do we.

[gap2415]

Let me go.

[Taltarzac725]

Let me go.

Go, boy, go!

[dewilson58]

Boy, oh, boy

[dbussone]

Go, boy, go!

Chasing the girl?

[dewilson58]

Girls chase boys

[Yung Dum]

Girls chase boys

Not this one.

[dewilson58]

Chasing is fun.

[dbussone]

Chasing is fun.


Who will win.

[Taltarzac725]

Who will win.

Caught by love.

[dewilson58]

Love Conquers All

[maddie101]

Many June weddings!

[Bay Kid]

I'll be damn.

[dbussone]

Dog gone right!