Three Word Sentences

[Taltarzac725]

Petco Lobster Halloween Dog Costume - Polyvore (http://www.polyvore.com/petco_lobster_halloween_dog_costume/thing?id=95426283)

GE's barefoot nightmare.

[dbussone]

Petco Lobster Halloween Dog Costume - Polyvore (http://www.polyvore.com/petco_lobster_halloween_dog_costume/thing?id=95426283)

GE's barefoot nightmare.


Good Golly Miss

Molly. It's alive!

[Nucky]

Petco Lobster Halloween Dog Costume - Polyvore (http://www.polyvore.com/petco_lobster_halloween_dog_costume/thing?id=95426283)

GE's barefoot nightmare.

You know what

that beautiful little

doggie is thinking?

I'd like to

put this costume

on my Owner.

What am I

a clown? Do

I amuse you?:doggie:

[golfing eagles]

You know what

that beautiful little

doggie is thinking?

I'd like to

put this costume

on my Owner.

What am I

a clown? Do

I amuse you?:doggie:

What if my

dogs ARE clowns???

Too bad they

are not LOBSTERS:icon_hungry::icon_hungry::icon_hungry:

[dbussone]

What if my



dogs ARE clowns???



Too bad they



are not LOBSTERS:icon_hungry::icon_hungry::icon_hungry:


Quick! Alert all

Neighbors in case

They see GE

Foaming at the

Mouth while chasing

His poor dogs.

[Barefoot]

Petco Lobster Halloween Dog Costume - Polyvore (http://www.polyvore.com/petco_lobster_halloween_dog_costume/thing?id=95426283)
GE's barefoot nightmare.I wonder if

the lobster costume

comes in extra

large. I could

buy one for

Eagle to wear. :1rotfl::1rotfl::a20:

[Taltarzac725]

I wonder if

the lobster costume

comes in extra

large. I could

buy one for

Eagle to wear. :1rotfl::1rotfl::a20:

That is funny!!! :bigbow:

[Taltarzac725]

Women's Rock Lobster Costume (http://www.halloweencostumes.com/womens-rock-lobster-costume.html?PCID=21&utm_source=googleps&utm_medium=PPC&utm_campaign=PLA-All&utm_medium=ppc&network=google&pcid=21&gclid=CjwKEAiAi4a2BRCu_eXo3O_k3hUSJABmN9N1xrcN9pje mkpFazexyslfJ-xRA9i1byjcx3GZouMT4xoC0Tzw_wcB)

Ooh la la.

[Taltarzac725]

Women's Rock Lobster Costume (http://www.halloweencostumes.com/womens-rock-lobster-costume.html?PCID=21&utm_source=googleps&utm_medium=PPC&utm_campaign=PLA-All&utm_medium=ppc&network=google&pcid=21&gclid=CjwKEAiAi4a2BRCu_eXo3O_k3hUSJABmN9N1xrcN9pje mkpFazexyslfJ-xRA9i1byjcx3GZouMT4xoC0Tzw_wcB)

Ooh la la.

Adult Lobster Costume (http://www.halloweencostumes.com/adult-lobster-costume.html)

Ooh no no!!!

[golfing eagles]

I wonder if

the lobster costume

comes in extra

large. I could

buy one for

Eagle to wear. :1rotfl::1rotfl::a20:

Plain large would

be fine. Does

it come with

a sign that

reads "Barefoot owes

me a lobster"???:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[Nucky]

Is it snowing

in The Villages

at this moment.

Tears in eyes!

Boo Hoo Hoo!

:cry::cry:

[Barefoot]

Plain large would

be fine. Does

it come with

a sign that

reads "Barefoot owes

me a lobster"???:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
Strange - it comes

with a sign

Saying "EAGLE

OWES ME A

LOBSTER". Must be

meant for Barefoot! :pepper2: :a040:

[Nucky]

I wonder if

the lobster costume

comes in extra

large. I could

buy one for

Eagle to wear. :1rotfl::1rotfl::a20:

Under two minutes

left. Booth Review.

Offense claimed defense

one size to

big. Trying psychological

manipulation and distraction

techniques to throw

off opponent. Ten

yard penalty loss

of down. First

down Golfing Eagles.

:popcorn::duck::duck::duck::duck:

Sorry Ms. Barefoot!

[RickeyD]

Please Please Oh

Great Lord Upon

The Highest Village

Let it Be

That One Day

As I Enter

Your Beautiful Pearly

Gate, That You

Will Promise Me

No Lobstah Forever

And Ever And

Ever And Ever

AMEN

[Taltarzac725]

Please Please Oh

Great Lord Upon

The Highest Village

Let it Be

That One Day

As I Enter

Your Beautiful Pearly

Gate, That You

Will Promise Me

No Lobstah Forever

And Ever And

Ever And Ever

AMEN

RickeyD's lobsterless heaven??

[RickeyD]

RickeyD's lobsterless heaven??

You Say Lobstahless

I Say Nirvana

[RickeyD]

You Say You

Want A Revolution

Well, You Know

We All Want

To Change The

Lobstah Narrative, Hey !

[Taltarzac725]

You Say You

Want A Revolution

Well, You Know

We All Want

To Change The

Lobstah Narrative, Hey !

I like pizza!!!!

[golfing eagles]

Strange - it comes

with a sign

Saying "EAGLE

OWES ME A

LOBSTER". Must be

meant for Barefoot! :pepper2: :a040:

the right suit

but WRONG sign!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[golfing eagles]

Please Please Oh

Great Lord Upon

The Highest Village

Let it Be

That One Day

As I Enter

Your Beautiful Pearly

Gate, That You

Will Promise Me

No Lobstah Forever

And Ever And

Ever And Ever

AMEN

In that case

it just would

not be heaven

also last line

3 word violation

15 yard penalty:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[Nucky]

Please Please Oh

Great Lord Upon

The Highest Village

Let it Be

That One Day

As I Enter

Your Beautiful Pearly

Gate, That You

Will Promise Me

No Lobstah Forever

And Ever And

Ever And Ever

AMEN

Nirvana, Pearly Gates?

Enter Sandman Hey!

Proposal to replace

everlasting Lobster Fun?

:bigbow::bigbow:

[Taltarzac725]

Nirvana, Pearly Gates?

Enter Sandman Hey!

Proposal to replace

everlasting Lobster Fun?

:bigbow::bigbow:

Next WS, maybe!!!

[Taltarzac725]

Next WS, maybe!!!

As likely as...

...Cubs winning Series!!!!!

[dbussone]

the right suit

but WRONG sign!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

"The wrong stuff"

Bad movie title.

[Taltarzac725]

"The wrong stuff"

Bad movie title.

The wrong stuffing! ;)

[dbussone]

The wrong stuffing! ;)


That's even better!

Or worse maybe.

[Nucky]

Is it possible

to Juice Stuffing?

[dbussone]

Is it possible

to Juice Stuffing?


Yes. With turkey

Duck and gravy.

[dbussone]

Yes. With turkey

Duck and gravy.


You know, Turduckin!

[golfing eagles]

"The wrong stuff"

Bad movie title.

But a good

line from the

movie "Armageddon", when

NASA colonel saw

Bruce Willis' men

[Taltarzac725]

But a good

line from the

movie "Armageddon", when

NASA colonel saw

Bruce Willis' men

Great song too!!!

[dbussone]

But a good



line from the



movie "Armageddon", when



NASA colonel saw



Bruce Willis' men


So true! Amen.

[Nucky]

Good Morning Try

Toby Keith. An

American Soldier. What

A Beautiful Song.
Mormon Tabernacle Choir

Very Patriotic Song.

God Bless Our

Active And Veteran

Service Members. Join

Me Today In

A Memorial Day

Of Our Own.

:super::super::super::super::super:

[Nucky]

Not feelin the

Love yous guys.

:(:(

[dbussone]

Not feelin the



Love yous guys.



:(:(


Nucky, Nucky, Nucky.

Why the sad

Face? You know

We love you.

And only want

The best for

You! Now get

Your household down

To The Villages.

For a HHHUUUUGGGEEE

Welcome home party.

Seriously, come on.

PS, I'm a

Huge Toby Keith

Fan. I've seen

Him several times.

Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue - Toby Keith - Lyrics - YouTube (http://youtu.be/5PXSK3iDeAI)

[dbussone]

Toby Keith - American Soldier - YouTube (http://youtu.be/DWrMeBR8W-c)

[dbussone]

Toby Keith - Made In America - YouTube (http://youtu.be/MaAF_3WMJGM)

[Nucky]

Toby Keith - American Soldier - YouTube (http://youtu.be/DWrMeBR8W-c)

That a boy.

Thought my Comcast

internet wasn't working!

Ooops that slipped.

I'm old you

know I can't

stay up late.

Real Estate update

coming up tomorrow.

[RickeyD]

Been to Nirvana

Heaven it be

Life's too short

Heaven's too long

Back to earth

Where I'll be

Found my Village

Found my wife

Found my dog

Happy I'll be

[golfing eagles]

Been to Nirvana

Heaven it be

Life's too short

Heaven's too long

Back to earth

Where I'll be

Found my Village

Found my wife

Found my dog

Happy I'll be

But did you

find my LOBSTER????:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[Nucky]

Lobster on the

Run. Led Zeppelin:

Whole Lotta Lobster.

Aretha Franklin: Chain

of Big Lobsters.

Neil Young: I

Wanna Live With

A Cinnamon Lobster.

Doctors Song: Kickstart

a Lobsters Heart.

A Lobster Medley

:mmmm::mmmm::mmmm:

[Taltarzac725]

Lobster on the

Run. Led Zeppelin:

Whole Lotta Lobster.

Aretha Franklin: Chain

of Big Lobsters.

Neil Young: I

Wanna Live With

A Cinnamon Lobster.

Doctors Song: Kickstart

a Lobsters Heart.

A Lobster Medley

:mmmm::mmmm::mmmm:

Lobster on run!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBX2dySWGew

[Taltarzac725]

Bye Bye Lobster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-KmOd3i7s

[Barefoot]

But did you

find my LOBSTER????:1rotfl:

It's in the

Lobster Tank at

the Lighthouse Restaurant ....

to be released

when you admit

you lost our

bet - METS DID

NOT WIN WS!! :mmmm::Screen_of_Death::girlneener:

[Taltarzac725]

It's in the

Lobster Tank at

the Lighthouse Restaurant ....

to be released

when you admit

you lost our

bet - METS DID

NOT WIN WS!! :mmmm::Screen_of_Death::girlneener:

My Darling Lobster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BTINCxmaOM

[golfing eagles]

It's in the

Lobster Tank at

the Lighthouse Restaurant ....

to be released

when you admit

you lost our

bet - METS DID

NOT WIN WS!! :mmmm::Screen_of_Death::girlneener:

But since I

didn't bet on

the World Series

your post is

totally irrelevant!!!! But...

the Mets won

game 4 NLCS

which IS what

I bet on,

so free the

LOBSTER from the

Lighthouse restaurant tank!!!!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[Barefoot]

But since I

didn't bet on

the World Series

your post is

totally irrelevant!!!! But...

the Mets won

game 4 NLCS

which IS what

I bet on,

so free the

LOBSTER from the

Lighthouse restaurant tank!!!!
You have lots

and lots of

common sense. So

answer me this.

Why would someone

from Canada bet

on the NLCS

(whatever that is).

Of course I

was watching ALCS

with Blue Jays!

OF COURSE BET

WAS ABOUT WS!!!!!!!!!!! :spoken: :highfive:

[golfing eagles]

I have to

believe that if

you know what

the ALCS is

and watched it

you would have

some idea of

what the NLCS

is. Especially if

the Expos ever

get into it:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[Taltarzac725]

'talk past each other' - Topic (http://thegrammarexchange.infopop.cc/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/340600179/m/1691017873)

Talking past lobster!

[golfing eagles]

'talk past each other' - Topic (http://thegrammarexchange.infopop.cc/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/340600179/m/1691017873)

Talking past lobster!

Talking baseball, apple

pie and LOBSTER

[Taltarzac725]

Talking baseball, apple

pie and LOBSTER

Next World Series??

[Taltarzac725]

Next World Series??

Early 2016 World Series odds from Las Vegas: Cubs, Royals among faves - CBSSports.com (http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/eye-on-baseball/25361246/early-2016-world-series-odds-from-las-vegas-cubs-royals-among-faves)

Let's go Cubbies!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-QmSaj0NMg

[golfing eagles]

Next World Series??

I was thinking

Stanley Cup. That

way I can

claim ignorance of

hockey because I

am an American!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[dbussone]

Next World Series??


It's been cancelled!

[golfing eagles]

It's been cancelled!

Shortage of lobster????:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[dbussone]

Shortage of lobster????:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:


I'm afraid so.

The lobsters have

All moved to

Prince Edward Island

Where Barefoot is

Holding them hostage.

(Sure hope she

Still likes me.

I love lobster.

Hostage or not.)

[dbussone]

Hostage Lobster Shortage. ;)

[Taltarzac725]

I was thinking

Stanley Cup. That

way I can

claim ignorance of

hockey because I

am an American!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Try curling, eh!

[golfing eagles]

I'm afraid so.

The lobsters have

All moved to

Prince Edward Island

Where Barefoot is

Holding them hostage.

(Sure hope she

Still likes me.

I love lobster.

Hostage or not.)

I'll rescue them!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[dbussone]

I'll rescue them!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:


The Hostage Lobster

Shortage Great Escape?

[Nucky]

I'm afraid so.

The lobsters have

All moved to

Prince Edward Island

Where Barefoot is

Holding them hostage.

(Sure hope she

Still likes me.

I love lobster.

Hostage or not.)

Ms. Barefoot still

likes you dbussone.

Trust me we

will have a

better bet next

year. I'm in

that one. Reduced

price ten today.

Still slightly overpriced.

Number one location

Number two price

Number three realtor

head of rock.

Open house Sunday.

We will see.

Tried to lower

ninety days ago

let me do

my job. I'm

still here. We

should be there.:blahblahblah::read:

Sell the damn

house already this

isn't rocket science!

[dbussone]

Ms. Barefoot still



likes you dbussone.



Trust me we



will have a



better bet next



year. I'm in



that one. Reduced



price ten today.



Still slightly overpriced.



Number one location



Number two price



Number three realtor



head of rock.



Open house Sunday.



We will see.



Tried to lower



ninety days ago



let me do



my job. I'm



still here. We



should be there.:blahblahblah::read:



Sell the damn



house already this



isn't rocket science!


Here's hoping you

Get a legit

Offer this weekend.

[Taltarzac725]

Here's hoping you

Get a legit

Offer this weekend.

Lobsters all around. :MOJE_whot:

[Nucky]

Lobsters all around. :MOJE_whot:

No snow to

the Nippies. Lobster

cover the Nippies.

Had Steamed Lobster

And Steamed Vegetables

for dinner. What

do you think?

Something on Shingle. chilout

[Taltarzac725]

No snow to

the Nippies. Lobster

cover the Nippies.

Had Steamed Lobster

And Steamed Vegetables

for dinner. What

do you think?

Something on Shingle. chilout

I escaped Minnesota.

[Taltarzac725]

I escaped Minnesota.

Moved to Napa.

[Taltarzac725]

Moved to Napa.

Or there abouts!

[Taltarzac725]

Or there abouts!

Not wine connoisseur.

[Barefoot]

I'm afraid so.

The lobsters have

All moved to

Prince Edward Island

Where Barefoot is

Holding them hostage.

(Sure hope she

Still likes me.

I love lobster.

Hostage or not.)
We will all

get together and

eat lobster, when

Nucky moves to

his new home

in The Villages. :icon_hungry:

Talking baseball, apple

pie and LOBSTER
Now you're talking! :thumbup:

[Nucky]

We will all

get together and

eat lobster, when

Nucky moves to

his new home

in The Villages. :icon_hungry:


Now you're talking! :thumbup:

A reason to

live. Just kidding.

Open House tomorrow.

House better go

or something or

someone has to

go. Can't wait

much longer. This

is terrible. We

will dine like

Kings And Queens

We shall eat

like Viking's and

drink from Valhalla

Horns very soon! :mademyday:

[Taltarzac725]

We will all

get together and

eat lobster, when

Nucky moves to

his new home

in The Villages. :icon_hungry:


Now you're talking! :thumbup:

Up for that!!!

[Taltarzac725]

Up for that!!!

Down for lobster.

[dbussone]

It's clambake time!

[dbussone]

It's clambake time!

Which includes lobster.

[golfing eagles]

Which includes lobster.

And it is

much better than

the nonsense on

turn arrow thread:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[Taltarzac725]

And it is

much better than

the nonsense on

turn arrow thread:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

...to avoid lobster??? :highfive:

[golfing eagles]

...to avoid lobster??? :highfive:

more like avoiding

all the troglodytes

on that thread :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[dbussone]

And it is



much better than



the nonsense on



turn arrow thread:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:


Amen to that!

[emoji445] It's a wonderful

Day in the

Neighborhood. Won't you

Be my neighbor. [emoji445]

[golfing eagles]

Amen to that!

[emoji445] It's a wonderful

Day in the

Neighborhood. Won't you

Be my neighbor. [emoji445]

Why not? Thank

you Mr. Rogers

Or, you could

go with Imus'

version from the

1970's. Welcome to

the neighborhood, an

air raid on

main street would

really be good

Light up your

life with some

International strife. Come

and kill your

neighbor. Quite a

sick mind, methinks

[Taltarzac725]

Why not? Thank

you Mr. Rogers

Or, you could

go with Imus'

version from the

1970's. Welcome to

the neighborhood, an

air raid on

main street would

really be good

Light up your

life with some

International strife. Come

and kill your

neighbor. Quite a

sick mind, methinks

E-mailed him often.

Back in 2000s.

[RickeyD]

Well, I don't

care if it

rains or freezes,

Long as I

have my plastic

Jesus Riding on

the dashboard of

my car through

all trials and

tribulations, we will

travel every nation

With my plastic

Jesus I'll go

[Taltarzac725]

Paint it, lobster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaQbtXI41qY

[Taltarzac725]

End of Lobster???


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf2K9GzgiF0

[Barefoot]

And it is

much better than

the nonsense on

turn arrow thread:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
What is the title of the "turn arrow thread"?
I like to read nonsense.

[Taltarzac725]

What is the title of the "turn arrow thread"?
I like to read nonsense.


https://www.talkofthevillages.com/forums/villages-florida-general-discussion-73/traffic-accidents-powell-rd-rt-44-a-182783/

Some later posts!

[Taltarzac725]

Hi to Lurkers!

[Taltarzac725]

Hi to Lurkers!

Every third Friday. https://www.talkofthevillages.com/forums/calendar.php?do=getinfo&day=2016-3-18&c=1

[Taltarzac725]

This is lobster!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkWS9PiXekE

[Taltarzac725]

This is lobster!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkWS9PiXekE

Movie coming up.

London Has Fallen (2016) - Rotten Tomatoes (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/london_has_fallen/)

[golfing eagles]

What is the title of the "turn arrow thread"?
I like to read nonsense.


Without a doubt

the most blatant

3 word violation

in the history

of this thread!!!

135 yards and

LOSS OF LOBSTER!!!!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[Taltarzac725]

Without a doubt

the most blatant

3 word violation

in the history

of this thread!!!

135 yards and

LOSS OF LOBSTER!!!!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWmnengjv6Y

The Lobster Quadrille!

[dbussone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWmnengjv6Y



The Lobster Quadrille!


An awesome Foursome!

[Taltarzac725]

Lobster in Wonderland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W66miUV7Whk

[Nucky]

Unlobsterbeleivable yous guys.

Life is good.

Check out my

new company Lobster

Evaluation LLC. If

wager is paid

lobster testing is

now almost mandatory.

I'm dying laughing!

[Nucky]

Funniest referee violation

in the history

of the internet.

That penalty's HUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Pat on back

for referee for

throwing all the

flags in Florida.

Sorry for recipient!

[Taltarzac725]

Dog is grey.

[Taltarzac725]

Dog is grey.

You were right.

[Taltarzac725]

You were right.

Checked picture earlier.

[Taltarzac725]

Checked picture earlier.

Nice meeting you.

[Taltarzac725]

Nice meeting you.

No lobster bet.

[Taltarzac725]

No lobster bet.

This time around.

[Taltarzac725]

This time around.

Barefoot and GE...

...have TOTV monopoly...

...on lobster bets.

[dbussone]

Barefoot and GE...



...have TOTV monopoly...



...on lobster bets.


Both seem to

Be losing though.

[Taltarzac725]

Both seem to

Be losing though.

Very true dbussone!

[Taltarzac725]

Very true dbussone!

Met TOTV lurker.

[Taltarzac725]

Met TOTV lurker.

Deserves some waves. :wave::wave::wave:

[dbussone]

Met TOTV lurker.


What is lurker?

[Nucky]

What is lurker?

Person in Raincoat.

An undercover agent.

Sorta looks like

The Gorton's Fisherman.

[golfing eagles]

Both seem to

Be losing though.

I prefer to

think we are

both winning, or

at least entertaining:icon_hungry::icon_hungry:

[dbussone]

I prefer to

think we are

both winning, or

at least entertaining:icon_hungry::icon_hungry:


Definitely entertaining, but

Neither gaining ground.

Perhaps the best

Of both worlds. ::jester::

[Taltarzac725]

What is lurker?

Poster just reads.

[dbussone]

Person in Raincoat.

An undercover agent.

Sorta looks like

The Gorton's Fisherman.


Oh No! Not

Gortons. That fisherman

Is the same

As the statue

For lost fisherman

In Gloucester Massachusetts

[Taltarzac725]

Poster just reads.

Does not post.

[Taltarzac725]

Does not post.

TOTV has thousands.

[dbussone]

Does not post.


Ah. Thank you.

[asianthree]

I can't sleep

[golfing eagles]

I can't sleep

Now you did

it you woke

me up too!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[Taltarzac725]

Now you did

it you woke

me up too!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Also me now.

[dbussone]

Also me now.


Going back to

Sleep again. Yawn!

[Taltarzac725]

http://psychadelicbus.tripod.com/lobster.txt

Hypnotizing a lobster.

[RickeyD]

http://psychadelicbus.tripod.com/lobster.txt



Hypnotizing a lobster.


Too much research

Will make you

Go blind sir

[Taltarzac725]

Too much research

Will make you

Go blind sir

Heard about other.

[Taltarzac725]

Heard about other.

Still seeing lobsters.

[Nucky]

I will escape

New Jersey, I

will escape New

Jersey. I will. :cus:

[Taltarzac725]

I will escape

New Jersey, I

will escape New

Jersey. I will. :cus:

Lurker's praying too. ;)

[Barefoot]

Well, I don't

care if it

rains or freezes,

Long as I

have my plastic

Jesus Riding on

the dashboard of

my car through

all trials and

tribulations, we will

travel every nation

With my plastic

Jesus I'll go

I thought RickeyD

was the author!

Plastic Jesus by Gal Holiday and the Honky Tonk Revue (http://galholiday.com/track/116579/plastic-jesus?feature_id=13891)

[RickeyD]

I thought RickeyD

was the author!

Plastic Jesus by Gal Holiday and the Honky Tonk Revue (http://galholiday.com/track/116579/plastic-jesus?feature_id=13891)


Egads Barefoot dear

Imus made it

So very famous

Taz should know

[Barefoot]

Barefoot and GE...

...have TOTV monopoly...

...on lobster bets.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=dbussone;1189447]Both seem to

Be losing though.

Losing our minds. :loco: :jester:

[RickeyD]

How many hotels

Can we put

On TOTV monopoly ?

How about designer

How about CYV

How about patio

Houses on TOTV

[dbussone]

I will escape



New Jersey, I



will escape New



Jersey. I will. :cus:


Anything new Nucky?

[RickeyD]

Where oh where

Has Tomwed gone ?

Long time passing

Where oh where

Has Tomwed gone?

Long time ago

[golfing eagles]

Well, I don't

care if it's

steamed or boiled

long as I

have my fresh

red lobster, sitting

in the middle

of my plate

I can eat

it any lunch

or dinner, soon

as it gets

delivered, Barefoot knocking

loudly at my

door. ta da:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[RickeyD]

Well, I don't



care if it's



steamed or boiled



long as I



have my fresh



red lobster, sitting



in the middle



of my plate



I can eat



it any lunch



or dinner, soon



as it gets



delivered, Barefoot knocking



loudly at my



door. ta da:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:


Don Imus delivers

[Taltarzac725]

Where oh where

Has Tomwed gone ?

Long time passing

Where oh where

Has Tomwed gone?

Long time ago

Posted very recently.

[dbussone]

Where oh where

Has Tomwed gone ?

Long time passing

Where oh where

Has Tomwed gone?

Long time ago


You pose a

Very interesting question.

I've missed Tom.

[dbussone]

Posted very recently.


How recently Tal?

Didn't see posting.

[Taltarzac725]

Prayers for you.

Maybe on cruise.

[Taltarzac725]

Maybe on cruise.

Five days ago.

[Taltarzac725]

How recently Tal?

Didn't see posting.

https://www.talkofthevillages.com/forums/members/tomwed-33123/

Last on 19th.

[Taltarzac725]

https://www.talkofthevillages.com/forums/members/tomwed-33123/

Last on 19th.

On TOTV anyway.

[Nucky]

Anything new Nucky?

There is an

offer in the

pipeline. Just sitting

around patiently awaiting

our parole. I

met this family

the other night.

The lady say's

we love your

furniture would you

consider selling it?

I told her

we want to

take the dog

each other and

the computers and

clothes. Felt like

Monte Hall...Let's

Make A Deal!

[dbussone]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160225/95105b646df43678c7322b7c4d7a7b95.jpgNucky. I don't

Know if you

Play golf. But

Here is a

Definition you'll enjoy:


Welcome to TV.

[Barefoot]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160225/95105b646df43678c7322b7c4d7a7b95.jpg
I am a

pathetic, non-athletic

golfer, really awful.

My friends will

testify to that.

Last week I

accidentally got a

hole in one,

a total fluke. :22yikes:

I only wish

I'd been playing

golf with Eagle

and betting lobster! :1rotfl:

[Barefoot]

There is an

offer in the

pipeline. Just sitting

around patiently awaiting

our parole. I

met this family

the other night.

The lady say's

we love your

furniture would you

consider selling it?

I told her

we want to

take the dog

each other and

the computers and

clothes. Felt like

Monte Hall...Let's

Make A Deal!

Nucky and Priscilla,

Best of Luck!!

[dbussone]

Good for you.

I haven't had

One yet. But

I'm truly pleased

For you Bare.

I really get

A kick from

Seeing one happen.

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160225/cc8ca701dd921e8533b727c542a7de68.jpg

[dbussone]

I am a

pathetic, non-athletic

golfer, really awful.

My friends will

testify to that.

Last week I

accidentally got a

hole in one,

a total fluke. :22yikes:

I only wish

I'd been playing

golf with Eagle

and betting lobster! :1rotfl:

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160225/8bac27a0d59a78e5d84691ce10f97cc9.jpg

[Taltarzac725]

Nucky and Priscilla,

Best of Luck!!

:MOJE_whot: :MOJE_whot: :MOJE_whot:

Red Lobster time!!!

[Taltarzac725]

:MOJE_whot: :MOJE_whot: :MOJE_whot:

Red Lobster time!!!

Hopefully soon anyway.

[golfing eagles]

Congrats, Barefoot. I'm

jealous, haven't had

one since 1978

So now you

have no excuse

not to bet

a lobster, of

course, on our

match, let's say

black tees at

Disney Magnolia course

only 7400 yards:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[Barefoot]

So now you

have no excuse

not to bet

a lobster, of

course, on our

match, let's say

black tees at

Disney Magnolia course

only 7400 yards,
Let's not say

black tees anywhere!

I will use

my excuse of

being a pathetic

golfer to not

bet a lobster

on the outcome

of golf game.

Perhaps a quick

mah jongg game?

[golfing eagles]

Let's not say

black tees anywhere!

I will use

my excuse of

being a pathetic

golfer to not

bet a lobster

on the outcome

of golf game.

Perhaps a quick

mah jongg game?

Sounds like something

found on a

Chinese restaurant menu:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[dbussone]

No such thing

As a quick

Mahjong game. When

My wife says

That I can

Count on her

Being gone hours.

[golfing eagles]

No such thing

As a quick

Mahjong game. When

My wife says

That I can

Count on her

Being gone hours.

How did you

get so lucky????:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[dbussone]

How did you



get so lucky????:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:


She's very special

In that way.

[Nucky]

How did you

get so lucky????:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

I feel like

Carnac the Magnificent.

I knew it.

:BigApplause:

[Taltarzac725]

I feel like

Carnac the Magnificent.

I knew it.

:BigApplause:

He wins Tournaments.

[Taltarzac725]

He wins Tournaments.

On skill though.

[Taltarzac725]

Villages' best lobster????

[Taltarzac725]

Villages' best lobster????

Belleview, FL too?

[Taltarzac725]

Belleview, FL too?

Have friends there.

[Taltarzac725]

Have friends there.

The 10 Best Belleview Restaurants 2016 - TripAdvisor (http://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurants-g34083-Belleview_Florida.html)

Love Pasta Faire.

[Taltarzac725]

The 10 Best Belleview Restaurants 2016 - TripAdvisor (http://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurants-g34083-Belleview_Florida.html)

Love Pasta Faire.

Annie's Full Moon Saloon, Belleview - Restaurant Reviews, Phone Number & Photos - TripAdvisor (http://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g34083-d6375891-Reviews-Annie_s_Full_Moon_Saloon-Belleview_Florida.html)

Full Moon Saloon.

[Taltarzac725]

Annie's Full Moon Saloon, Belleview - Restaurant Reviews, Phone Number & Photos - TripAdvisor (http://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g34083-d6375891-Reviews-Annie_s_Full_Moon_Saloon-Belleview_Florida.html)

Full Moon Saloon.

Who's mooning whom???

[dbussone]

The 10 Best Belleview Restaurants 2016 - TripAdvisor (http://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurants-g34083-Belleview_Florida.html)



Love Pasta Faire.


Don't tell my

Wife that Cracker

Barrels Is on

this list. She

will Make me

avoid Belleview forever.

(Who took the

Time to make

A list of

"Restaurants" in Belleview.)

[Barefoot]

(Who took the

Time to make

A list of

"Restaurants" in Belleview.)
You are funny. :highfive:

[Taltarzac725]

You are funny. :highfive:

Probably some computer. :posting:

[Taltarzac725]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNZsQf2K4PU

Lobster with chopsticks. :thumbup:

[Nucky]

I think I

saw a couple

of tears tonight

in Houston Texas.

:sing::sing::sing::sing:

Boo Hoo Hoo!

[Taltarzac725]

I think I

saw a couple

of tears tonight

in Houston Texas.

:sing::sing::sing::sing:

Boo Hoo Hoo!

:Screen_of_Death:

I missed it.

[Taltarzac725]

:Screen_of_Death:

I missed it.

Watching Homeland DVD.

[Taltarzac725]

https://www.dhs.gov/science-and-technology/eye-lobster

The lobster's eye.

[Taltarzac725]

Mass lobster exodus??? :wave:

[golfing eagles]

Mass lobster exodus??? :wave:

I doubt it

We do know

they are not

leaving in fear

of being caught

and delivered for

dinner by Barefoot:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[Taltarzac725]

I doubt it

We do know

they are not

leaving in fear

of being caught

and delivered for

dinner by Barefoot:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Very good one. :jester:

[Taltarzac725]

Barefoot Contessa Lobster Mac & Cheese (http://bakedinthesouth.com/2014/09/barefoot-contessa-lobster-mac-cheese/)

Barefoot does lobster?

[Nucky]

Another Heart Breaker.

Taking A Break.

For Now Take

Care Good People.

I'll Be Back.

[Barefoot]

I doubt it!

We do know

they are not

leaving in fear

of being caught

and delivered for

dinner by Eagle. :evil6:

[golfing eagles]

Very original!!! I

wish I had

thought of that

excellent post first:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[Taltarzac725]

Very original!!! I

wish I had

thought of that

excellent post first:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Crack me up!!!

[Taltarzac725]

Maine's Lobsterman Triathlon. Lobsterman Triathlon (http://www.lobstermantri.com/)

[Barefoot]

Very original!!! I

wish I had

thought of that

excellent post first! I am running

out of snappy

retorts as you

can see! :girlneener: Also

running out of

patience!! :rant-rave: Cry Uncle

and pay your

bet; please bring

my lobster now!! :bowdown:

[dbussone]

I am running

out of snappy

retorts as you

can see! :girlneener: Also

running out of

patience!! :rant-rave: Cry Uncle

and pay your

bet; please bring

my lobster now!! :bowdown:


Sounds like a

Bad case of

Dying on the

Lobster vine. Indeed!

[dbussone]

Sounds like a

Bad case of

Dying on the

Lobster vine. Indeed!


Not very snappy

But a retort

Nonetheless. This thread

Will never die.

Unless Bare or

GE serve lobster.

[Taltarzac725]

https://www.google.com/search?q=zombie+lobster&rlz=1C1OPRB_enUS574US579&tbm=isch&imgil=FEtcsK8dIdXHMM%253A%253BmC7neBiibOYKEM%253Bh ttps%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.pinterest.com%25252Fp in%25252F63261569741285768%25252F&source=iu&pf=m&fir=FEtcsK8dIdXHMM%253A%252CmC7neBiibOYKEM%252C_&usg=__t0jqyFeAqdymf6u3HyVMSt7YguI%3D&biw=1299&bih=707&ved=0ahUKEwjq8POalJvLAhWKWh4KHc2MBAsQyjcIKA&ei=xUXTVqr6Doq1ec2Zklg#imgrc=Dw0Owrf0sBIHKM%3A

Lobster zombie man.

[golfing eagles]

I am running

out of snappy

retorts as you

can see! :girlneener: Also

running out of

patience!! :rant-rave: Cry Uncle

and pay your

bet; please bring

my lobster now!! :bowdown:

I would, gladly

IF it were

MY bet. But

since MY bet

was the NLCS

you are the

LOSER, Lobster, please:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[dbussone]

I would, gladly



IF it were



MY bet. But



since MY bet



was the NLCS



you are the



LOSER, Lobster, please:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:


Is that a

2 word violation?

I cannot tell.

Yes it is.

What penalty

Shall be given?

Nucky, Nucky, Nucky.

What say you?

Probation without lobster!

[Taltarzac725]

Is that a

2 word violation?

I cannot tell.

Yes it is.

What penalty

Shall be given?

Nucky, Nucky, Nucky.

What say you?

Probation without lobster!

Many sentences there.

[Taltarzac725]

Many sentences there.

I see lobsters.

[Taltarzac725]

I see lobsters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJD-gVBbkf0

Sixth Sense reference.

[Nucky]

Is that a

2 word violation?

I cannot tell.

Yes it is.

What penalty

Shall be given?

Nucky, Nucky, Nucky.

What say you?

Probation without lobster!

Any future violation

has a penalty

of purchasing a

house in New

Jersey for half

price just like

every other camel

jockey that passes

thru. Just kidding.

Hope this Lobster

dilemma goes on

in happy perpetuity.:pepper2::pepper2:

[dbussone]

Any future violation



has a penalty



of purchasing a



house in New



Jersey for half



price just like



every other camel



jockey that passes



thru. Just kidding.



Hope this Lobster



dilemma goes on



in happy perpetuity.:pepper2::pepper2:


Amen, Nucky. Amen.

[dbussone]

Many sentences there.


Review the last

2 lines. Yes!

[Taltarzac725]

Review the last

2 lines. Yes!

...Badge of Lobster!

[golfing eagles]

Is that a

2 word violation?

I cannot tell.

Yes it is.

What penalty

Shall be given?

Nucky, Nucky, Nucky.

What say you?

Probation without lobster!


Where?, oh where?

[dbussone]

Where?, oh where?


Last two lines.

[golfing eagles]

I would, gladly

IF it were

MY bet. But

since MY bet

was the NLCS

you are the

it's 3 words

LOSER, Lobster, please:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Also 3 words



Is there something

I don't see?????

[dbussone]

Is there something



I don't see?????


It's on 2 lines though.

[dbussone]

It's on 2 lines though.

DOGGONE - DB. 4

Word penalty. Go

Sit in the

Corner. Dumb dumb.

[Taltarzac725]

lobsterfdm (http://www.lobsterfdm.tk/)

Lobster Russian Corner.

lobsterfdm (http://www.lobsterfdm.tk/)

[dbussone]

lobsterfdm (http://www.lobsterfdm.tk/)

Lobster Russian Corner.

lobsterfdm (http://www.lobsterfdm.tk/)


If there's a

Lobster in the

Corner, I will

Stand in it.

When I leave

The corner, lobster

Will be gone.

[Taltarzac725]

If there's a

Lobster in the

Corner, I will

Stand in it.

When I leave

The corner, lobster

Will be gone.

It sure will!!! :pepper2:

[Taltarzac725]

‘The Lobster’ Review: Lanthimos’s Superb Satire Rejigs the Dating Game | Variety (http://variety.com/2015/film/festivals/the-lobster-review-colin-farrell-rachel-weisz-1201496633/)

Coming to Rialto????

[asianthree]

Snow 15 inches

[Nucky]

It's on 2 lines though.

Holy Epic Violation.

Sorry my friend.

Six Hundred Yard

Penalty and loss

of possession also.

Forfeiture of Game.

Belongs in the

five word sentence

game Closed Thread.

[Taltarzac725]

Snow 15 inches

Where is this?

[Nucky]

Where is this?

In a book.

[Taltarzac725]

In a book.

The Polar Express?

[Taltarzac725]

The Polar Express?

Ice Station Zebra?

[Nucky]

Can you imagine

the pearls of

wisdom that will

be shared in

The Political Forum

this blessed evening.

Oh my its

going to be

so very educational.:bowdown:

[dbussone]

Can you imagine



the pearls of



wisdom that will



be shared in



The Political Forum



this blessed evening.



Oh my its



going to be



so very educational.:bowdown:


There may be

More dog poo

Than pearls. Yes!

That's the ticket!

[Taltarzac725]

There may be

More dog poo

Than pearls. Yes!

That's the ticket!

Taking a vacation.

[Taltarzac725]

Taking a vacation.

From Political Forum!

[dbussone]

Taking a vacation.


Congrats Tal. You

Are the first

Poster on page

300 of this

Thread. As a

Result you are

The winner of

An all expense

Paid free vacation

To the absolutely

Fabulous The Villages.

Your vacation includes

3 days and 2

Nights at the

Lakefront Inn. And

A free rental

Of a hoverboard

So you can

Enjoy numerous 1

Minute trips sightseeing

Gorgeous Lake Sumter

Landing where GE

And Bare will

Treat you to

A fabulous lobster

Dinner at the

LightHouse Cafe. Truly!

[dbussone]

Mr & Mrs

Nucky will join

You as special

Guests for this

One time occasion.

[Nucky]

Mr & Mrs

Nucky will join

You as special

Guests for this

One time occasion.

I'm on my

way rite now!

[Taltarzac725]

Look who's two. https://www.talkofthevillages.com/forums/275456-post1.html

[Taltarzac725]

Look who's two. https://www.talkofthevillages.com/forums/275456-post1.html

https://www.talkofthevillages.com/forums/275458-post2.html

It's Barefoot!

[Taltarzac725]

https://www.talkofthevillages.com/forums/275458-post2.html

It's Barefoot!

https://www.talkofthevillages.com/forums/275839-post274.html

I'm at 274.

[Taltarzac725]

Eating Cape rock lobsters – what you should know – Blog – South African Tourism (http://www.southafrica.net/blog/en/posts/entry/eating-cape-rock-lobsters-what-you-should-know)

Cape Rock Lobster. :icon_hungry:

[Taltarzac725]

Eating Cape rock lobsters – what you should know – Blog – South African Tourism (http://www.southafrica.net/blog/en/posts/entry/eating-cape-rock-lobsters-what-you-should-know)

Cape Rock Lobster. :icon_hungry:

Muisbosskerm | The First & Original Open Air Restaurant (http://www.muisbosskerm.co.za/about)

They serve lobster!!!

[Taltarzac725]

Muisbosskerm | The First & Original Open Air Restaurant (http://www.muisbosskerm.co.za/about)

They serve lobster!!!

Little lobster lately???

[golfing eagles]

Little lobster lately???

Very little lobster

still waiting for

Barefoot to PAY!!!!!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[Taltarzac725]

Very little lobster

still waiting for

Barefoot to PAY!!!!!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Red Lobster Hard Candy Lollipops: 12-Piece Bag | CandyWarehouse.com Online Candy Store (http://www.candywarehouse.com/colors/red-candy/products/red-lobster-hard-candy-lollipops-12-piece-bag/)

Kojak's red lobsters!!

[golfing eagles]

Red Lobster Hard Candy Lollipops: 12-Piece Bag | CandyWarehouse.com Online Candy Store (http://www.candywarehouse.com/colors/red-candy/products/red-lobster-hard-candy-lollipops-12-piece-bag/)

Kojak's red lobsters!!

Telly Savalas special!

[Taltarzac725]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIDkxjwzSjA

Other Colombo lobster.

[Taltarzac725]

Just under 12000!!!!

[Taltarzac725]

Just under 12000!!!!

Many about lobster.

[golfing eagles]

Many about lobster.

Many more about

lobster will come

until Barefoot acknowledges

she LOST BET!!!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[Taltarzac725]

Many more about

lobster will come

until Barefoot acknowledges

she LOST BET!!!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Daphne's Golf Club Headcovers (http://www.daphnesheadcovers.com/)

Lobster head cover??

[Taltarzac725]

A Lobster Tale.

Contest - New Releases are Killing Me - Winning Announcement - The Numbers (http://www.the-numbers.com/news/169180830-Contest-New-Releases-are-Killing-Me-Winning-Announcement)

[Taltarzac725]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPdKD24rvxA

Resistance is futile!!!

[Barefoot]

Little lobster lately???
Not much lobster

in mi casa.

Still waiting for

Eagle to pay

his bet. :ohdear: Still

hoping Eagle will

fly over and

drop off a

lobster for me. :sigh:

[Taltarzac725]

Not much lobster

in mi casa.

Still waiting for

Eagle to pay

his bet. :ohdear: Still

hoping Eagle will

fly over and

drop off a

lobster for me. :sigh:

The Lobster Returns.

[Taltarzac725]

The Lobster Returns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWEDvvIj84A

Frankenstein's Lobster performs.

[Taltarzac725]

Six Degrees of....

[Taltarzac725]

Six Degrees of....

...Lobster, Man, Lobster.

[golfing eagles]

Not much lobster

in mi casa.

Still waiting for

Eagle to pay

his bet. :ohdear: Still

hoping Eagle will

fly over and

drop off a

lobster for me. :sigh:


I can help

your delusional state.

A few neuroleptics

perhaps prolixin and

geodan with Cogentin

added in to

prevent tardive dyskinesia

It should bring

you back to

reality so you

can understand that

you LOST BET!!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[Taltarzac725]

I can help

your delusional state.

A few neuroleptics

perhaps prolixin and

geodan with Cogentin

added in to

prevent tardive dyskinesia

It should bring

you back to

reality so you

can understand that

you LOST BET!!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:


One Flew Over...

...the Lobster's Nest????

[Barefoot]

I can help

your delusional state.

A few neuroleptics

perhaps prolixin and

geodan with Cogentin

added in to

prevent tardive dyskinesia

It should bring

you back to

reality so you

can understand that

you LOST BET!!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
Some people use

many big words

to obscure the

simple truth! Eagle

lost the bet! :rant-rave::Screen_of_Death:

[golfing eagles]

Some people use

many big words

to obscure the

simple truth! Eagle

lost the bet! :rant-rave::Screen_of_Death:


I just thought

it would keep

you buried in

the unabridged dictionary

for a while.:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[Barefoot]

I just thought

it would keep

you buried in

the unabridged dictionary

for a while.:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

You're right, I'm

stuck on "geodan". :a20:

[golfing eagles]

You're right, I'm

stuck on "geodan". :a20:

Geodon is the

trade name for

ziprasidone, a powerful

antipsychotic used to

treat schizophrenia and

those who are

delusional and think

they won lobster

when they lost!!!!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[golfing eagles]

12,000 rapidly approaching

we should save

it for Nucky

(He's into that):1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[Barefoot]

Geodon is the

trade name for

ziprasidone, a powerful

antipsychotic used to

treat schizophrenia and

those who are

delusional and think

they won lobster

when they lost!!!!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Sorry I asked! :sigh:

[Barefoot]

12,000 rapidly approaching

we should save

it for Nucky

(He's into that):1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
Tal and Nucky

and dbussone will

probably duel it

out for post

12,000. They're all

hugely into it.

[Taltarzac725]

Sorry I asked! :sigh:

Geodon (ziprasidone) Uses, Dosage, Side Effects - Drugs.com (http://www.drugs.com/geodon.html)

Barefoot, Interrupted, Maybe?? :Screen_of_Death:

[Taltarzac725]

Tal and Nucky

and dbussone will

probably duel it

out for post

12,000. They're all

hugely into it.

"Good to know."

[Taltarzac725]

Waiting for Nucky!

[Nucky]

Here I am.

Let my buddy

dbussone get 12,000

I'm not worthy.

From Wayne's World.

Party Time Excellent!

[dbussone]

Nucky you should

Have taken it.