Water

[Ralphy]

Teacher asks, “who can tell me the chemical formula for water?” little Johnny pipes up, “HIJKLMNO”! The teacher is puzzled, “What on earth are you talking about, Johnny?” Little Johnny looks hurt. “But you said that it’s H too O!” :smiley:

[Bay Kid]

A clean Little Johnny joke!

[tophcfa]

A clean Little Johnny joke!

I didn’t know those existed, learn something new every day.

[Michael G.]

What do you call a old snowman?

Water

[fdpaq0580]

I didn’t know those existed, learn something new every day.

They don't. OP just left out the "f@%#" and "s&[/" that are integral to a "little Johnny" joke. Still, cleaver!

[fdpaq0580]

What do you call a old snowman?

Water

Poor Puddles. I knew him well.

[jimjamuser]

What do you call a old snowman?

Water
He was very popular ONCE, then that popularity just DRIED up.

[Normal]

Poor Puddles. I knew him well.

What happened to the old lady after it has been raining like cats and dogs?

She accidentally stepped into a poodle