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Old 06-16-2025, 11:01 AM
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Teacher asks, “who can tell me the chemical formula for water?” little Johnny pipes up, “HIJKLMNO”! The teacher is puzzled, “What on earth are you talking about, Johnny?” Little Johnny looks hurt. “But you said that it’s H too O!”
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Old 06-17-2025, 05:57 AM
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A clean Little Johnny joke!
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Old 06-17-2025, 09:11 AM
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A clean Little Johnny joke!
I didn’t know those existed, learn something new every day.
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Old 06-17-2025, 10:10 AM
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What do you call a old snowman?

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Old 06-17-2025, 10:35 AM
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I didn’t know those existed, learn something new every day.
They don't. OP just left out the "f@%#" and "s&[/" that are integral to a "little Johnny" joke. Still, cleaver!
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Old 06-17-2025, 10:41 AM
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What do you call a old snowman?

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Poor Puddles. I knew him well.
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Old 06-18-2025, 10:32 AM
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He was very popular ONCE, then that popularity just DRIED up.
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Poor Puddles. I knew him well.
What happened to the old lady after it has been raining like cats and dogs?

She accidentally stepped into a poodle
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