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skyguy79
01-12-2012, 12:40 PM
Today Publix Supermarket in Colony Plaza implemented the following changes:


It now has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brats.
In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Miller Lite.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

2BNTV
01-12-2012, 01:14 PM
:1rotfl:

angiefox10
01-12-2012, 01:17 PM
:bigbow:

FMF Doc
01-12-2012, 01:30 PM
I wonder if someone did buy TP there and brought it home. Thus the odor some complained about recently.

Just sayin'

:yuck:

hedoman
01-13-2012, 05:01 AM
Oh maaaaaaannnnnnnn................TOO FUNNY

:coolsmiley:

Gerald
01-13-2012, 05:07 AM
LOVE it.