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Old 01-12-2012, 12:40 PM
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Today Publix Supermarket in Colony Plaza implemented the following changes:
  • It now has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
  • When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.
  • In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brats.
  • In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Miller Lite.
  • When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
  • The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.
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I wonder if someone did buy TP there and brought it home. Thus the odor some complained about recently.

Just sayin'

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Oh maaaaaaannnnnnnn................TOO FUNNY

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LOVE it.
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