DangeloInspections
12-24-2012, 10:49 PM
To all of my TOTV friends and business acquaintances......I'd like to wish you all a wonderful Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Here is a Home Inspector's version of a popular Christmas poem you all know. It brought a smile to my face....Enjoy!
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the new house
Inside were many problems, there was even a mouse�
The stocking�s were hung by the chimney with care�
They didn�t notice the sign that read �Buyer Beware�
The children were nestled all snug in their beds
Until they awoke from the water drops, falling on their heads
Dancing sugar plums replaced with a leak
When we walked down the stairs, there was even a creak!!
When deep in the basement there arose quite the rumble�
Then down the broken stairs I started tumble�
When what to my wondering eyes did I spy?
A broken down water heater that was already dry!
I realized very quickly, what we should have done�
It was to call the Home Inspector, he would have caught each one!
He would have come in a jiffy, and found these issues!
Now on Christmas eve, instead of joy, we�re using tissues!
Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night!
Here is a Home Inspector's version of a popular Christmas poem you all know. It brought a smile to my face....Enjoy!
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the new house
Inside were many problems, there was even a mouse�
The stocking�s were hung by the chimney with care�
They didn�t notice the sign that read �Buyer Beware�
The children were nestled all snug in their beds
Until they awoke from the water drops, falling on their heads
Dancing sugar plums replaced with a leak
When we walked down the stairs, there was even a creak!!
When deep in the basement there arose quite the rumble�
Then down the broken stairs I started tumble�
When what to my wondering eyes did I spy?
A broken down water heater that was already dry!
I realized very quickly, what we should have done�
It was to call the Home Inspector, he would have caught each one!
He would have come in a jiffy, and found these issues!
Now on Christmas eve, instead of joy, we�re using tissues!
Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night!