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Home Inspector's version of "Twas the Night before Christmas"

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Old 12-24-2012, 10:49 PM
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Default Home Inspector's version of "Twas the Night before Christmas"

To all of my TOTV friends and business acquaintances......I'd like to wish you all a wonderful Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Here is a Home Inspector's version of a popular Christmas poem you all know. It brought a smile to my face....Enjoy!

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the new house
Inside were many problems, there was even a mouse…
The stocking’s were hung by the chimney with care…
They didn’t notice the sign that read “Buyer Beware”

The children were nestled all snug in their beds
Until they awoke from the water drops, falling on their heads
Dancing sugar plums replaced with a leak
When we walked down the stairs, there was even a creak!!

When deep in the basement there arose quite the rumble…
Then down the broken stairs I started tumble…
When what to my wondering eyes did I spy?
A broken down water heater that was already dry!

I realized very quickly, what we should have done…
It was to call the Home Inspector, he would have caught each one!
He would have come in a jiffy, and found these issues!
Now on Christmas eve, instead of joy, we’re using tissues!

Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night!
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Old 12-24-2012, 11:18 PM
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[QUOTE=DangeloInspections;599334]To all of my TOTV friends and business acquaintances......I'd like to wish you all a wonderful Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Not sure about the Versus Frank-

However we appreciate your keen eye , experience and the great job for our 1 year inspection. Hard to believe its been a year already.

Hard to believe you found overlooked items that even I missed!

Herv
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Old 12-24-2012, 11:33 PM
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Thank you for the kind words Herv! It was a Pleasure doing your one year Warranty Inspection. Have a wonderful Christmas!!

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