senior citizen
02-08-2013, 07:42 AM
I just wanted to share this. It’s good to be able to start the day with a laugh.
A man died and went to heaven. He saw a huge wall of clocks behind St. Peter.
“Why all the clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"
"That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, she never told a lie."
"Where’s Casey Anthony’s clock?" asked the man.
"Her clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan,"
A man died and went to heaven. He saw a huge wall of clocks behind St. Peter.
“Why all the clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"
"That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, she never told a lie."
"Where’s Casey Anthony’s clock?" asked the man.
"Her clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan,"