What does a clock do when it gets hungry?

[Villages PL]

It goes back four seconds.

:)

Do you have a joke? Go ahead, be my guest!

[kittygilchrist]

more more!!
what is red and smells like blue paint?

red paint...:yuck: you can't do worse than this! let's hear yours...

[Villages PL]

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup.

[kittygilchrist]

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup.

haha. I must be sick. I love this...


what happens when frogs park illegally?




they get toad..

[CFrance]

What happens when pastors eat chili dogs?

They have to sit in their own pew.

[CFrance]

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Bwaaaaaahaha!

[Villages PL]

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

[kittygilchrist]

LOL!

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?


She ran away from the ball.

[skyguy79]

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." :duck:

[skyguy79]

Patient: Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'.
Doc: That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.
Patient: Is it common?
Doc: It's not unusual.

http://smileyshack.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/crazy-42.gif?w=88&h=88

[deano_hoosier]

Kentucky State Trooper witnesses a 2-passenger Cessna crashing in grave yard.

Recovers 16 bodies.

[Villages PL]

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.