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Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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05-25-2013, 10:01 AM
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What does a clock do when it gets hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
 Do you have a joke? Go ahead, be my guest! |
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05-25-2013, 10:11 AM
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more more!!
what is red and smells like blue paint? red paint...  you can't do worse than this! let's hear yours...
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#3
05-25-2013, 10:23 AM
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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup. |
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05-25-2013, 10:32 AM
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what happens when frogs park illegally? they get toad.. |
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05-25-2013, 10:44 AM
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
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#8
05-25-2013, 10:48 AM
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LOL!
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball. |
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#9
05-25-2013, 12:12 PM
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story. "SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"
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#10
05-25-2013, 12:29 PM
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Patient: Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'.
Doc: That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. Patient: Is it common? Doc: It's not unusual. 
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story. "SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"
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#11
05-25-2013, 12:35 PM
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Kentucky State Trooper witnesses a 2-passenger Cessna crashing in grave yard.
Recovers 16 bodies.
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Columbus, IN and Aberdeen Proving Grounds, MD |
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#12
05-26-2013, 02:53 PM
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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