The villages has all manor of clubs perhaps some day a cannibalism club, donate you body to the next BBQ.

Not likely. Cannibals refer to humans as long pig because that is what, apparently, what humans meat tastes like.

I would be happy to donate mine once I've died. I won't be using it, and then the question would be answered once and for all without having to rely on the reports of explorers and sailors.
A word to my cooks. I will be best rare to medium-rare with roased potatoes and asparagus, and a sauvignon blanc lightly chilled. I apologize in advance if you find me tough and stringy. I'm old and no longer very tender.