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chelsea24 02-22-2009 12:59 AM
Hey Peeps, Let's Caption this one!
 

villages07 02-22-2009 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by chelsea24 (Post 190146)
As Linda drove away from the Exxon station, she thought "My, what a friendly bunch they are.... everyone is waving bye bye to me"

or....

You know you've bought a gas guzzlin' car when it comes standard with its own fuel nozzle.

JimJoe 02-22-2009 09:39 AM
The Villager
 
Bet he forgets to unplug his golf cart too.

Boomer 02-22-2009 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by chelsea24 (Post 189994)
And the consumer staples sector markets to those experiencing portfolio drops. (rough and long)


...and Barb, for your poll, top. I have some weird theory that it lasts longer that way. I have never tested the theory though.

Boomer

graciegirl 02-22-2009 09:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by boomer (Post 190161)
and the consumer staples sector markets to those experiencing portfolio drops. (rough and long)


...and barb, for your poll, top. I have some weird theory that it lasts longer that way. I have never tested the theory though.

Boomer

sh-- happens!

Oh I am SO embarrassed! WHAT happened to the picture>>

Boomer 02-22-2009 10:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 190168)
sh-- happens!

Oh I am SO embarrassed! WHAT happened to the picture>>
Hey GG, that's OK. We all know which picture you meant. (I think we can't grab two quotes at once or something. I have tried and always lost one.)

But your caption pretty much sums it up.

(I am so hooked on this thread.)

Boomer Whipple

JimJoe 02-22-2009 10:46 AM
Texas
 
Everything IS bigger in Texas.

sschuler1 02-22-2009 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by chelsea24 (Post 190146)
Coney is Babe forgot that Florida doesn't have full service stations like Oregon.....

MMC24 02-22-2009 12:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chelsea24 (Post 190146)
My husband will be amazed when I tell him I actually pumped my own gas for a change.

Taltarzac 02-22-2009 01:45 PM
After Sheryl Crow and other celebrities swore off toilet paper...
 
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Originally Posted by chelsea24 (Post 189994)
... the toilet paper manufacturers countered with their "celebrity" size toilet paper rolls. They figured these celebrities would need these rollls once other celebrities caught wind of them.

Or, save our forests, get bidets.

Taltarzac 02-22-2009 02:01 PM
Florida's dumbest car thief...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by chelsea24 (Post 190146)

...rides off into the sunset.

barb1191 02-22-2009 03:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chelsea24 (Post 190146)

hey fella....your hose is hanging out!!!!

jmemc46 02-22-2009 04:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chelsea24 (Post 185443)
Hi all, I thought this might be a fun idea. I'm going to post a cute or funny picture (maybe every few days or once a week, depending how it goes) and I'm asking all of you funny, talented people to add a caption! C'mon everyone -- get involved! And please don't worry about how silly or crazy the caption is. The crazier the better! pssssst, adhering to the admins guidelines of course.

Give it a try!

Here's the first picture ... Have fun! Don't by shy. ;)




HA HA HA Told you not to eat that honey::laugh::laugh:

chelsea24 02-22-2009 05:46 PM
Hahahaha!
 
Very, very funny. Hey Jmemc48, thanks for participating! Barb, you naughty girl! :1rotfl::1rotfl: Gracie!!!!! Hahhahaha! Wonderful captions! I'm having a ball!

chelsea24 02-23-2009 02:44 AM
Here's a cute one ...
 

chelsea24 02-23-2009 02:47 AM
Hahaha!
 
It's like the old joke ... And the cat looks at the doctor and say's "Hey, there's a man on my arse!" LOL :1rotfl:

islandgal 02-23-2009 06:30 AM
Wow
 
Look, it's Cat In The Hat!!!!!
:icon_twisted:

Bryan 02-23-2009 07:07 AM
What kind of dog do you think it is!!!!

villages07 02-23-2009 07:39 AM
Dang, it's cold out here.... having this furball on top of my head isn't helping that much.

Taltarzac 02-23-2009 07:51 AM
Cat mutters "You have heard of a three dog night...
 
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Originally Posted by chelsea24 (Post 190283)
...today is a one geezer morning."

sschuler1 02-23-2009 10:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chelsea24 (Post 190283)
I'll show you what a cat thinks about wearing a leash!

Boomer 02-23-2009 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by islandgal (Post 190290)
Look, it's Cat In The Hat!!!!!
:icon_twisted:
Ohhhhh, Islandgal,

I was just getting ready to write, "Dr. Seuss gets his inspiration for The Cat in the Hat."

And then I decided to look back first. And there I found you in a parallel universe here in cyberspace. Our minds working alike. (insert "Twilight Zone" music here)

So anyway.........

Do I dare to write a post?
Do I dare to eat some toast?
Do I dare go to the coast?
What do I want the most?
It looks like I am lost...... LOST????!!! nevermind

Boomer

MMC24 02-23-2009 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by chelsea24 (Post 190283)

Do you think that the Widow in Apartment 12B will finally get the hint of what I have on my mind??

Whalen 02-23-2009 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by chelsea24 (Post 190283)
Quote:
Originally Posted by MMC24 (Post 190356)
Do you think that the Widow in Apartment 12B will finally get the hint of what I have on my mind??
MMC24
:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
You dirty old dog, you!

chelsea24 02-23-2009 10:26 PM
Too Funny!
 
MMC you topped the cake with that one! HAHAHAHHAHA! :laugh::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Jim007 02-23-2009 10:37 PM
http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/m...s/catperch.jpg

Hey! Can someone get this guy off my ass?

chelsea24 02-24-2009 01:10 AM
Ouch! Captions, please...
 

villages07 02-24-2009 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted by chelsea24 (Post 190478)
That's the last time Dad is gonna send me out to get some firewood.

or

NOT built FORD tough!!!

graciegirl 02-24-2009 07:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chelsea24 (Post 190478)

Your saw's over here Dumbo!

MMC24 02-24-2009 08:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chelsea24 (Post 190478)
New twist on the "Broke Back Mountain" movie plot.

Taltarzac 02-24-2009 08:03 AM
I knew I should have got that truck....
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by chelsea24 (Post 190478)

...rental insurance.

KathieI 02-24-2009 08:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MMC24 (Post 190356)
Do you think that the Widow in Apartment 12B will finally get the hint of what I have on my mind??
I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing about this comment. I can't read because I'm crying from laughter. MM that was the best laugh!! You devil.
(I'm still laughing hysterically)

Taltarzac 02-24-2009 08:32 AM
Kathie, I think he is giving Mr. Midnight ideas.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by KathieI (Post 190498)
I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing about this comment. I can't read because I'm crying from laughter. MM that was the best laugh!! You devil.
(I'm still laughing hysterically)
This link had some information about Mr. Midnight for those who have not got the reference.
http://www.forward.com/articles/13374/

MMC24 02-24-2009 10:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KathieI (Post 190498)
I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing about this comment. I can't read because I'm crying from laughter. MM that was the best laugh!! You devil.
(I'm still laughing hysterically)
Kathie1:

Sorry for my warped sense of humor but I'm glad to had given you a chuckle.

Taltarzac 02-24-2009 01:26 PM
Overweight weekend lumberjacks. Zero.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by chelsea24 (Post 190478)

The forest. 1.

It's a hard win for the forest and an expensive loss for the weekend lumberjacks.

sschuler1 02-24-2009 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by chelsea24 (Post 190478)
I guess that $600 the tree trimming company quoted me wasn't such a bad deal after all........

chelsea24 02-24-2009 07:49 PM
Ouch Again!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by chelsea24 (Post 190478)
Doctor $200
Tests $1300
Enema $10.50
Squeezing out a log - PRICELESS!

chelsea24 02-25-2009 09:11 AM
OK, let's have some laughs today...
 

nONIE 02-25-2009 09:17 AM
mmmmmmmm! Smells like Chicken!

villages07 02-25-2009 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by chelsea24 (Post 190698)
I thought you could get high by huffing your shoe...now you tell me it's glue that does it.

or....

barrrrrfffff..... wish I hadn't eaten that pepperoni, anchovie, bacon, onion, olive, pepper pizza right before weightlifting competition.

or....

This guy failed the "Get Smart" audition...couldn't quite get the hang of the shoe phone.


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