OMG! Hahahaha!
 

I just now got the opportunity to check back in here. These captions are sooooo funny! Boomer! You are a true nutjob! :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

This is all I get for a hard day in the boxing ring?

OK, what's so funny....
 

OOPS - I can't believe I just did that !!!!! ::icon_twisted::icon_twisted:

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When I grow up I am going to be a tiger and GROWL just like this.

Dont tell ma, but I just bit him in the arse!

My owner just got the closest price...
 

for 100 lbs of catnip on The Price is Right!

Or, if I can get my sister cat to let out farts like my latest we can drive the dog out of the house.

OMG! Hahahaha!
 

OK, you people are getting me again! I'm screaming with laughter! :1rotfl:
Love it! Love it! (Oh, this is a comment about the captions, not a caption!:laugh:))

Here's a real cutie to caption...
 

OOOPS.... I mis-read the recipe.... it called for 5 pounds of baby ...

CARROTS

I do not think this was...
 

...the pound of flesh Shylock had in mind from the Merchant of Venice.

Or, I will have to wait until I weigh at least 40 times my present weight of 5.75 lbs before I can try out for The Biggest Loser and get on their marvelous scale.

Or, real Troll House cookie recipes usually begin like this.

OK, now let's see how much you weigh after the dirty diaper! How can a baby this small have that much *#@&* in them?

I know the 5-plus pounds includes that gorgeous head of hair, but did you see the size of the feet on that puppy. Don't worry. The little guy will grow into them. And from the look in his eyes, he's got the whole thing planned.

Boomer (I know. I know. I can never seem to do a simple caption. They all look like stories to me. It has been a long winter. I sure hope nobody tries to give me an inkblot test.)

Wonder if I'll make any money betting my money on 5 1/2 pounds of baby.

Hellooooo!
 

Yep, it's a girl

(sorry, that was pretty crass, but, the first thing that popped into mind)

Barb, Barb, Barb, that is great. But I have to say that I now feel really old because I remember that ad campaign from way back when. I just looked it up, and "way back when" was 1956. Aaaaauuuuuuugghhhhhh!!!!! Well, that was when it started anyway. Hey, maybe they still use it. Yeah, yeah, that's it.

Anyway, Barb, a perfect caption! A classic!

Boomer

Why do dogs smell butts...
 

...it smells atrocious even from here!

Just as I suspected, she's not a real Blond!!!

The Polish Babushka Bowling Tournament finalists.

One little head butt to the back of the knees and we can push another one over the fence while they're not looking.

Hahaha!
 

Wow! You peeps have gone wild with this one! :1rotfl::1rotfl: Sooooo funny!
Keep up the good work. I love it! :laugh:

Nope. I am going to tell my dad one more time.

I am NOT going to be a gynecologist!

Junior! You come down from there right now!

wow! That caption sure brought things to a halt. Did I offend absolutely everyone?

Here's a predicament to caption!
 

No!
 

Linda, NO! I'm sure you didn't offend anyone! Hahahaha! You nut! :laugh:

Keep'em coming!

Darn, where is that deer.... I can almost smell him.

or

(deer speaking) Cmon buddy, turn back this way, I'll let loose a good one and get you back for bagging my grandpa.

Yoo hoo, Bambi, where are you? Can we talk?

And people worry about inbreeding in the deer population

Boomer

Deer mumbles-- Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get...
 

... out alive.


Or, the deer quotes Bugs Bunny-- "I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law!"

or, deer again, "Hick season, fire!"

The doe scent that Daryl used to attract the bucks was working, he had obviously applied it in the wrong spot though....