played with the snakes lurking in the high grass in Bonifay while he looked for his lost golfball. Gracie and Sweetie offered to help but...

they couldn't because he was screaming in agonizing pain from his arms being stretched all the way from Brownwood to Bonifay. How on earth is Graciegirl ever going to...

back her car out of the cart path she accidently turned into. She did so because she was...

detoured onto it because Tal's stretched out arm was blocking Buena Vista. Anyway, the police soon arrived and called in a construction crew to remove sections of Tal's arm so traffic could get thou to...

see the sinkhole that opened up and swallowed the new sales center in Brownwood while residents line danced on the square. TV management filled the sinkhole with...

sinkhole fill. What did you expect, used twinkies? :D Moving on, I hear that Pooh is appearing in the Christopher Robin show at Spanish Springs. She's going to....

...wait for it...bubblegum countertops. They are good for something. The Villages also created such a demand for bubblegum countertops in filling in sinkholes all over Florida once word got out of their effectiveness, that the Morse family paid off the bonds' interest. For which the Spreckled Butterbean matroness danced around the Brownwood bulls singing....

...finally get that honey before Pooh does. Eeyore however is going to....

packup and leave TV because it's too hot for me. That made 2B happy as he has another house he could purchase so he......

head alone to Brownwood where he'll play out his fantasy of being a live mannequin amongst the statues near 44. His plan is to wait, frozen in position until residents with their grandchildren come near him, the suddenly go... "BOO!!!" When the Sheriffs arrested him on a charge of 'Scarring the Bejeebers out of Mini-Munchkins', Eeyore was taken to the....
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was taken to the hospital and had to wait several hours to see a doctor. Then Dr. Frankenstein came out to give her a sedative, but she ran scared out of her wits to......

...IHop, Bob Evans, Lil Bits Cafe, Perkins and Golden Corral where she ate all the pancakes off of customers plates as well as in the kitchens while being chased by hundreds of waiters, waitresses, cooks, hungry patrons, as well as the Sumter County Animal Control. Pooh complains....

Uncle Fumar who was too busy to pay any attention to Eeyor... too busy singing "Who Let the Dogs Out.... Who.... Who, Who, Who-Who Let the Dogs Out!" Poor Eeyor left forlorn and forsaken with his head hagning down and wishing that.....

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...He had a dog's tail, ears, and lovability. It is hard being an ass in the Villages complained Eeyore. No body loves me. Pooh as Christopher Robin had to do something about this and said....

"Eeyor is our http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...GqAv_6aF9glSz9 and she's the best http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...GqAv_6aF9glSz9 we've ever had, and we're not going to let anyone make an http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...GqAv_6aF9glSz9 out of her." So they....