fur lined p**s pot as there is no pee in Lake Sumter but there might be a giant pyton that the girls posse is going to .....

...cook for lunch at RJ Gators. Then the girl posse is going to the Hobbit movie as soon as it opens at Midnight on Thursday-Friday night. They are going to stand in line starting after their python for the Hobbit at the Old Mill Playhouse, but will run out of....

...money, unable to buy the python any popcorn. Watch for terror struck posse members fleeing out of the theater screaming....

....we did not cook that python long enough as its babies are coming out of some of our stomachs like some Tarantino version of Alien. The theater managers offer....

...to give us some free gummy worms (OK, this is my first short story thread, but this ones seems to have run its course, jumped off the rails, and fallen into the lake (miona))

And OldDave summed it up, and everyone lived happily everafter. FINIS

Still some good strands left.
 

...dancing, dancing, dancing... and not kayakers. How do you dance in a kayak? JBlum suggested that we....

Face it - it jumped the shark!

...all go down to the Laurel Manor pool where you can dance in the water and not have any fears of sharks, Candiru, gators, barracudas, crocodiles, piranhas, catfish, eels, stingrays, killer whales, water moccasins, or any other dangerous thing that regularly swims the Seven Seas or the River Systems of the U.S. KathieI then said, come let's party in the pool, but Graciegirl needs to bring the.....

Means lost any creativity. Depends on the writers.

rubber duckies! Quack, quack, quack said the rubber duckies and graciegirl then said it means that... skyguy just ain't right! Skyguy then answered back that he already knew that but graciegirl replied back by saying......

...in a very strange voice as if possesed by some Shakespearean actor--

Round about the caldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.—
Toad, that under cold stone,
Days and nights has thirty-one;
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot!
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf;
Witches' mummy; maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark;
Root of hemlock digg'd i the dark;
Liver of blaspheming Jew;
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Sliver'd in the moon's eclipse;
Nose of Turk, and Tartar's lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,—
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For the ingrediants of our caldron.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.

To which, Tal replied....

Holly molly, Golly gee!
That's a lot of stuff, To throw at thee!
It was so intense, the thought so deep.
By the time I finished, I was fast asleep!

When Tal finished producing his zees, he quickly arose and....

swinging from the water tower in Brownwood Paddock Square singing Cumbaya, announced that he was...

going to go ride the big horsies at the Rt44 entrance to Brownwood next so he can whoop and holler and...