no violence on Christmas Eve and began singing Kumbayaa. Everyone was put into a peaceful trance that lasted throughout the holidays and then.......

Gracie whipped up an impromptu seven course meal, featuring a pork crown roast. The smell wafting from Gracie Mansion caught the attention of SWR who cut in front of a car making a right turn in roundabout from the left lane. PaulandJean happened to be in the car that SWR cut off, and rolled down the window yelling and shaking their fist. SWR, however, was in a hurry and did not have time for road rage while speeding toward Gracie Mansion. When Steve arrived he ran to the door and......................................

... tripped over a gecko. Thankfully he didn't get hurt but.....

it left a bruise on his forehead that Gracie gave him ice to keep the bump down. Paul and Jean crashed through Gracie's door and demanded to know where SWRINFLA was. Gracie stammered and said......

... Tal. I never thought an A Hi An could talk like that! Maybe, I should take a trip to A Hi O so that I can pick up this lingo. No so fast, said, P, who then started....

Bump.

.....toward the stove to prepare herself a hot cup of cider before settling down for a quiet joyful Christmas Eve.

But suddenly in the middle of the night she heard such a clatter that she flew out of bed and over to the window to see what was the matter. And much to her surprise, what did she see? Two eager burglars and a rusty get away car. What did you expect she'd see... Santa Clause? :1rotfl:

Anyway, she flew like a flash to phone the police. Half way there she tripped on her cat Clarisse. Picked herself up but started to sneeze. Grabbed some tissues to clear her nose, but suddenly something started to tickle her toes. And when she looked down, what did she see? Frantic old Santa making a plea. "Hide me P hide me, as quickly as can be, those burglars are elves and their looking for me." But P had no mercy for dear old Kris Kringle, for she knew he had to return quickly north by jingly-jingle. For the toys were were not done, but must be by two, if delivery is to be made to all and be through! And if he is late, what will parents do, when the kids wake up, all crying and blue!

So Santa got back and finished his chores, with P back in bed commencing her snores! Come early next morn, with P finally up, she started the coffee and let out the pup. Had a cup and got dressed all ready to go, to...........

publix to buy hot crossed buns. In the aisle, P was run over bu skyguy79 with his scooter who said, I want those hot crossed buns for my family. P whipped out her squirt gun and drenched Joe who started crying. P felt bad and she gave Joe her hot crossed buns and told him...........

STOP!!! I can't repeat what she told me here on TOTV! So let's move on and.....

...Merry Christmas to everyone. Unfortunately for the Villagers, some of the elves held a grudge about interference with their capture of Santa Claus as they wanted to be able to put out the Made in China toys from the companies they held stock in for a long time. Santa Claus had been pushing just Made in America toys.

The elves decided to drain Lake Sumter, but Graciegirl and her trusted Red Hat Lady posse....

decided they would stop the elves as there is no pee in Lake Sumter. The posse got in a boat to help deliver the toys to all the children as Santa was tired but stopped at Pooh's house for a wonderful meal by the gourmet chef and dessert too. After that meal, they were.......

sooooooo tired. So they called out for help in delivering the presents. And wouldn't you know it - along came . . .

...all sitting in the hot tub when all the stress from Christmas gave Santa Claus a terrible case of gas. P rushed to the lanai windows to open them up, while KathieI tried to dance the stink from the room looking much like the woman Salome who did the dance of the Seven Veils. This got some of the other partiers jealous of KathieI's dancing skills at which point....

... someone noticed that something happened in the hot tub. They all look in horror when they saw what happened to Frosty the Snowman! Tal said, quick... someone get a bucket so we can scoop up what's left of Frosty and get rid of the evidence before we get caught. KathyI protested saying....