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tainsley 12-24-2012 08:37 AM

...here in The Villages!

Taltarzac725 12-24-2012 08:40 AM

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...bacon. To which Skyguy said "Hey, you are confusing TOTV threads!" But, did not Graciegirl say that she would be showing the movie....

Canadian Bacon? That's a very fitting movie for Christmas exclaimed Barefoot. To which, 2B countered....

skyguy79 12-24-2012 09:14 AM

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Canadian Bacon? That's a very fitting movie for Christmas exclaimed Barefoot. To which, 2B countered....

Boulder-dash!!! But then...

Happinow 12-24-2012 09:17 AM

[QUOTE=skyguy79;599059]Boulder-dash!!! But then...[/QUOT


They heard the sweet sound of caroling outside their door and ........

2BNTV 12-24-2012 09:25 AM

joined in singing "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire" and the wishing everyone a Merrry Christmas. The carolers left to sinfg songs at Redwitch's house and she.....

skyguy79 12-24-2012 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 599069)
joined in singing "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire" and the wishing everyone a Merrry Christmas. The carolers left to sinfg songs at Redwitch's house and she.....

thought they were so hot that she got out a hose and cooled them down! The carolers then...

ugotme 12-24-2012 09:54 AM

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thought they were so hot that she got out a hose and cooled them down! The carolers then...

Went marching through the streets encouraging everyone to . . .

skyguy79 12-24-2012 09:56 AM

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Went marching through the streets encouraging everyone to . . .

bring out towels so they could dry themselves. They then...

Taltarzac725 12-24-2012 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 599089)
bring out towels so they could dry themselves. They then...

...roasted their chestnuts near Redwitch's fire to which onlooking Graciegirl said that she had seen enough of bare &^%$# watching Magic Mike. P then replied....

skyguy79 12-24-2012 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 599126)
...roasted their chestnuts near Redwitch's fire to which onlooking Graciegirl said that she had seen enough of bare &^%$# watching Magic Mike. P then replied....

"Speaking of bare &^%$#'s,.....

Taltarzac725 12-24-2012 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 599143)
"Speaking of bare &^%$#'s,.....

"Where, oh where, have all donkeys gone. I know the Villages had a bunch of horses and some buffalo, but for the life of me, I cannot find a donkey anywhere in the Villages." said Tal. To which, 2B said that the donkeys were a little too dangerous for the Villages because they kick without warning. "Without warning" says....

eweissenbach 12-24-2012 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 599143)
"Speaking of bare &^%$#'s,.....

Barefoot and Fireboy came by and Fireboy jumped out the golf cart and put out the open fire with his ever present fire extinguisher. "Our chestnuts will never get roasted now", cried Red, but Tal came racing to the rescue with.........................................

skyguy79 12-24-2012 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 599156)
Barefoot and Fireboy came by and Fireboy jumped out the golf cart and put out the open fire with his ever present fire extinguisher. "Our chestnuts will never get roasted now", cried Red, but Tal came racing to the rescue with.........................................

... his Tal eWacker. Fireboy will never be the same again. Back on the ranch, aka Brownwood, Weiss guy started a....

eweissenbach 12-24-2012 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 599166)
... his Tal eWacker. Fireboy will never be the same again. Back on the ranch, aka Brownwood, Weiss guy started a....

Commotion by dancing the Irish Jig while Paul Vesco sang the Electric Slide. A tall skinny blonde lady with a ponytail then began beating him with a water bottle, while still leading her loyal band in the line. Gracie, Sweetie, and Helene noticing the commotion came over and Sweetie said..........................

skyguy79 12-24-2012 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 599175)
Commotion by dancing the Irish Jig while Paul Vesco sang the Electric Slide. A tall skinny blonde lady with a ponytail then began beating him with a water bottle, while still leading her loyal band in the line. Gracie, Sweetie, and Helene noticing the commotion came over and Sweetie said..........................

.... something in Gracie's ear. Gracie got all excited that they quickly hopped back in their golf cart and headed for home. When they got there.....


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