Marshmellows: noun
regular marshmallows mixed with a bunch of pot gummies (only available in legal states, of course)

Shadrack, n. Fish boobs.
Meshack, n. My house.
Abedwego, n. Bedtime.

Gastropube, n. A curly hair found in bar food.

Densa....A simpl test fer the edjukashnely chalunjed.

Bragshow, n.: a loud, tedious display by a bloviator who makes others wish they could buy him for what he is worth and then sell him for what he thinks he is worth.

Boomer

Fibergass, n. A lumpy fart.

Clark Grable...Has gender realignment, but legs only worth $50.00

Transomit, n. Part left over after sex reassignment surgery.

Plantomime, n. Marcel Marceau's burial service.

Gastronomical : adjective: gastrəˈnämək(ə)l

An extremely large disruption of the stomach, resulting in shaking and tremors expelled from the mammal's orifice(s).

Vermincelli, n. Pasta with weevils.

Fart;N A butt blowing a kiss
 

Fart;n A butt blowing a kiss.

Gobbledebook, n. A fast reader.

Fartunate --- A person who is lucky enough NOT to get on the same elevator with a guy who ate beans for breakfast.

Masshole --- An ass from Mass.

Rankenstein --- A terrible smelling Halloween monster.

Slidewalk --- An ice covered strip of concrete.

Caricaturd, n. A caricature drawing of your ex.