Toothprick..................A condition for great merriment among staff in ER.

Gibboorish, n. Uncouth nonsense.

Palimony --- The screwing you get for the screwing you got.

Maxidriver --- A 400 pound cabbie.

Twentythwee --- That age that a 22-year-old with a lisp will be on his next birthday. (Groan) :)

Tweatment, n. Medical care given to Elmer Fudd.

Percussion twio........thwee dwummers.

Outfitz, n. An Irish disclosure.

Two Bills,

I don’t know what this one means because I don’t know what A&E means. . .I might be lost in transatlantic communication.

But I really like your word.

May I borrow it, please? Thanks. :)

Toothprick, n.: A dentist who constantly tries to upsell unnecessary treatments and probably has his assistant and hygienist on commission so they try to upsell, too.

Boomer

A&E. Accident and Emergency.
ER in American?

Modified other post.

Harmmonica, n. Presidential abuse.

Strumplet......................a very young hooker.

Abturdity, n. Political promise.

ginsomnia : noun
a sleep disorder brought about by liquor

JohnN, your clever thread just keeps on crankin’ them out.

This is fun.

Thank you and thank you to all the posters taking part.

Boomer :)