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It’s raining like a cow ****ing on a flat rock
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Grandpa used to threaten me with "I'll slap you naked and hide your clothes."
I won't deluge you with all the unique New Orleans speak I grew up with. |
That person is a few french fries short of a happy meal
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Don't get your lip caught in the wringer.
(Rhymes with lip) |
“Don't let the screen door hit ya, where the good lord split ya”
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Why so sad? Did Chevrolet stop makin' trucks?
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“Put the pedal to the metal”
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“A face only a mother could love”
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“If them jeans were any tighter, they’d have to be painted on...”
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“What’s the matter, cat got your tongue?”
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“the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”
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Room temperature IQ.
Lower than a toad’s ass. |
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Growing up, I heard all of these at one time or another. I guess my Irish roots are showing. LOL . :ohdear:
Three sheets to the wind Drunk as a Skunk On-the Wagon Off-the-Wagon Hair of the Dog Blotto Blitzed Legless Drink like a Fish Hammered Plastered Wasted S@&t-faced Feeling no pain Tanked Tie One On |
Low man on the totem pole.
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